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# i made this for my buddy chris and his friend rich


theyre making some sort of comedy sketch thing, i havent actually watched it properly because my sound card doesnt work. but i have heard its mighty funny so you might aswell have alook.

its called Chris and Rich Do Sheffield.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I do Sheffield all the time!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# but the tube doesn't go to Sheffield...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Sheffield is ace
Id well do it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# Sheffield was...
well to be honest I though it was a dump, probably saw the wrong bit :(

(good pic though!)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# >:(
It's beautiful!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# ^
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# sorry, I knew I'd piss off a few people
I was staying in the area around the Sheffield United ground, which really was rough as fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# :D
Don't worry, to listen to me you'd never know I'm a Sheffield lass.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Bramall lane area isnt as nice
Crookes is nicer :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Rough as fuck?
It might be a bit scruffy, but it certainly isn't a rough area. And you lived near the best stadium in the world! I think the rays of awesome must have damaged your brain somewhat.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# You want rough as fuck?
I used to live on the street that ran down to The Dell in Southampton.

Jesus, talk about the end of the world. That place was / is / will always be the bumhole of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Sheffield has the lowest crime rate in England :)
Never went to the Dell. Went to St Mary's last year and had a good day out, but that was more down to the boozy minibus than Southampton itself. I can't remember much of the place tbh!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# everyone in sheffield does loads of ketamine
i read it in the metro.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:58, archived)
# I lived in a house with no carpet
two long haired and very hard bikers, both alcoholics, a bedreaded hippy, two dogs and 5 snakes (including a 12 foot python) in the roughest part of aylesbury where a kid got killed in front of about 10 people right outside my house.

But that's probably not as bad as Southampton, although I've never been.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# yeah, when it's in a rear view mirror
shrinking

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *angers some more*
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Is Mr I.P. Freely there please?
edit: you bum, now this makes no sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# whip up dat frenzy, boi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# KNIVES AND THAT IN YOUR DIRECTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# :D
those better be sheffield stainless and not some cheap prison labour steelworks shit from chinaland
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# What on Earth do you think?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# aldi knives
:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# No.
Not in the slightest. Not even a tiny bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Stop


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# IN THE NAME OF LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# haha i laughed a bit
some of it reminds me of the Conchords. you know, whispery talking and being awkward in every situation
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# I swear
everyone on b3ta is either from Sheffield, London, or Foreign
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# I am from discomeatania
we export meat, offal, meat, potato and meat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Haha thats cos sheffield is all the aces!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# 104% Truth ^ right there.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# im not from sheffield :p
im from chessterr.

my friend chris from round here moved to sheffield and is now doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Or people who DON'T ANSWER GAZES
*grumps*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:35, archived)
# They didn't do my bit of Sheffield
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 17:36, archived)
# sheffield hallam university is my insurance choice - only because liverpool is closer!
before the open day, i went there when everton played wednesday in the carling cup last season - the outside is a shithole,but the city centre is alright, just like any city.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)