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# Silly SM
Pot Noodle and Beans is not microwave foods. (Well beans CAN be but they taste shite if you do).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:35, archived)
# they taste shit if you stick them in a pan too
*HATES BAKED BEANS*
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:36, archived)
# I used to love baked beans
But half the time when I cook them they go hard and weird and horrible, so I've given up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# ^this.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# oh nononononononono
First, ignore the warning not to boil them. You MUST boil the shit out of them (of course stirring continuously), add a large lump of butter, stir on a low heat until they are all thick and creamy. Serve on two slices of thick white toats.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# *now knows what she's having for lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# :D
Works even better if you buy the Heinz beans and pork sausages. MUST be Heinz.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# here's my recipe for Baked Beans
* Open tin
* Pour in bin
* Make cheese on toast instead
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Cheese on toats with beans on top
= WIN

EDIT: Don't forget to recycle the tin and pay more council tax for the privilege.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# beans my arse. I've swallowed my own vomit, and it tasted better than baked beans.
they are an utter waste of a tin and tomato sauce that could contain spaghetti hoops instead.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# *applauds*
(again - I must be developing a crush...)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# are you female?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# *peers into underpants*
nope, probably not.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# You ate Watties beans
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# I've had a few tins, watties, heinz with the afwull sausages in them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# This is all wrongness.
Beans and grated cheese on toast - snack of champions.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# This HAAAAARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# You're not wrong.
Although at the moment, I think I'd eat just about anything

*is bastard well hungry*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# I also hate baked beans
them and fried tomatoes are the reason I don't order full english breakfasts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# Pot Noodle not microwaveable???
Not even if you put cold water in?? *spots gap in market...*
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# the true ramen noodle you add hot water to.
the two minute noodles you add hot water to and microwave for two minutes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# Not sure this'll work...
(I helped save b3ta! sponge monkey is knitting himself, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)