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# woo
I used to know a girl who's Dad had been world tiddlywink champion. She broke my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# O_O
jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# make a wish
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# No you're not allowed to talk until someone says your name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# erm.. stick... no branch...
woody... bark...?

Damn - what was that dude called again? You remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What are the chances of two on us knowing two ex world champion tiddly winker?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 1 in 17
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well
there's been a world championship every year since the game was invented producing numerous world champions, and then a lot of third world countries don't have the infrastructure to support professional players so that gives British 'winkers a massive advantage, plus the girl I knew liked to put it about a bit so you've probably met her, so lets call it 10-1?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Naaa this guys daughter wasn't like that.
It was a sad loss for the kids she taught when she got married.
Her name before was Alison Eyles. So when she changed her name the kids lost Miss Eyles. Possibly the coolest tachers' name ther is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Did she flip you off?
With a tiddle and a wink?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# yes
into a tiny cup at the other end of the room
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I suspect she used her inherited tiddlywink ninja skills and fired a barrage of tiddlywinks directly into his aorta
thus causing heart breakment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# And earned rupturous applause
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# that would be so fricking awesome
right now i can't think of anything more awesome than that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# what about if everything was on fire
and spinning around in slow motion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hard Cheese!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Life Blight!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)