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[challenge entry] sorry we cant afford football

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(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# woo
I used to know a girl who's Dad had been world tiddlywink champion. She broke my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# O_O
jinx!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# make a wish
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# No you're not allowed to talk until someone says your name.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# erm.. stick... no branch...
woody... bark...?

Damn - what was that dude called again? You remember?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What are the chances of two on us knowing two ex world champion tiddly winker?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# 1 in 17
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# well
there's been a world championship every year since the game was invented producing numerous world champions, and then a lot of third world countries don't have the infrastructure to support professional players so that gives British 'winkers a massive advantage, plus the girl I knew liked to put it about a bit so you've probably met her, so lets call it 10-1?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Naaa this guys daughter wasn't like that.
It was a sad loss for the kids she taught when she got married.
Her name before was Alison Eyles. So when she changed her name the kids lost Miss Eyles. Possibly the coolest tachers' name ther is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Did she flip you off?
With a tiddle and a wink?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# yes
into a tiny cup at the other end of the room
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I suspect she used her inherited tiddlywink ninja skills and fired a barrage of tiddlywinks directly into his aorta
thus causing heart breakment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# And earned rupturous applause
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# that would be so fricking awesome
right now i can't think of anything more awesome than that
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# what about if everything was on fire
and spinning around in slow motion?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Hard Cheese!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Life Blight!
LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# yays
I have a mate who's father was world tiddly winks champion.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# My Dad's best mate was once World Tiddlywinks Champion
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Woo
I have never known anyone who's dad has ever been world tiddly winks champion!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I don't know anyone whose dad was world tiddlywinks champion
...that I know of.
*shakes paw at Barbie* Get out of my head!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# Hahaha how many times does this happen!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Too often
Right, I'm setting up the telepathic barriers and synchronistic destabilisers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I am your father. I play tiddlywinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# search your feelings, you know it to be true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Hey up lad!
How is it knowing you are a drain on society now? ;D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# it's quite funny
especially when compared to tales of corporate pork (what? £100,000 are you stupid? add a zero on the end!)

its also funnier when training organisations leech onto the system to take advantage of dolescum and also the DWP and make "pretend jobs" with "modern training"

Some of the chaps on those things are working hard, *REALLY* working hard.

of course the fact that actual work exists doesn't mean they want to actually employ them on a wage! OH MY NO! it's much better for those companies using them to not pay people to have work done, and then, when their free labour funding time is up, just get some new dole scum! lol! if you do it properly your company can make a great profit and pretend to be a benefit to society! yay!

The system works!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# My uncles best mate's dog's groomer's postman's greengrocer
was once beaten to a parking space by the World Tiddlywinks Champion
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# My grandfathers cousins flatmates refuse collectors brothers teacher
was once in a band, and found a tiddlywink
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# a credit crunch altenative
to a plectrum lucky
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# I'm a world tiddlywinks champion and so's my wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)