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# I'd hit Konnie Huq.
Like a barn door with a shovel.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:35, archived)
# fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# FUCK ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Phworr! Eh? Eh? EH? EH? EH?
EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH? EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:37, archived)
# Would would would would would would
would would would would would
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:38, archived)
# although she has a very hairy cunt
*fact*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# Picture or it is not true!

* linked picture please...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# :O
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# no worries there..
as long as the barn doors are clean !
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# to be honest
I'd not be that fussy.
Its not like you ask a girl to clean up the inside of her arse before you do her in the shitter.

so long as you're not down there eating away and a dollop of some other bloke's spluff doesn't fall out, you're larfin.

.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# 8¬}
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# I like to insist on a Viakal-based anal douche
before entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:57, archived)
# whatever gets you going I guess.
I tend to buy her a nice dinner and a few drinks.
(waxdart hello., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# like saddlebags they are.................
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# that can be addressed

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# one of her boobies
is higher than the other
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:39, archived)
# DING DONG!
I say!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# wowzors!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# What an odd metaphor.
Why would somebody want to hit a barn door with a shovel? Does Konnie Huq resemble a barn door? Does your penis resemble a shovel? Or are you simply expressing a desire to beat her with gardening tools?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# or
e) all of the above
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Or
f) Yes pls k thx by
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 15:56, archived)