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# Has anyone ever seen Jade and Morph in a room together at the same time?


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Insensitive? I could have titled it, 'See you soon, Tony'.
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:43, archived)
# I never could tell a word that morph said!
This explains it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:44, archived)
# No, can't say I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# I have.
Best benefit gig ever.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:45, archived)
# OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:01, archived)
# NO SHOPPING ALLOWED!
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# i didn't. first page if you google "mental birds"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)
# Ha!
Fair enough :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:04, archived)
# No
Quick TJ; Just found Happytoast on a cat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# pervert
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# *installs cat-fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:54, archived)
# Cat is a alien!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# So is HT so it's OK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# i hope not
i thought he was a normal
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# Hahaha
You crazzi foo'!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:05, archived)
# I think that might be a happy bread
there are several similar named things around
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# you've not seen my cock
in my wife's ass in our room.
Does not mean it does not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I thought that was gonna be a
"My Wife's got a fat arse" joke.

;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# she has..
but I try to keep out of her way ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# :D




(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# is your wife american
also, thanks a fucking lot for the most unpleasant mental image i'm now having to contend with.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# It almost put me off my fish tikka
but I'm a trooper.
*soldiers on*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# *tea/monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:49, archived)
# I'm hoping it's still attached to you at the time in question
as I'm guessing you're not like an earwig with a back up willy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Have you lost your couth?
Tut
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# is that an oral couch?
'ningles teh potty.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# 'lo Ghostie
Don't ask me questions. My brain has melted in the heat today.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:55, archived)
# What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow flight?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:02, archived)
# 2
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# :O
Wrong answer!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)
# I have actually
I'm very tired of the people thinking there is a cheap laugh to be had from this affair. perhaps there is, but there seem to be few that are intelligent enough to elicit it from me.
We've been involved with kids cancer for nearly 20 years now and I am still not de-sensitised to it. I just think Jade Goody is a soft target for soft minds.

And no, it's not a "what is acceptable on b3ta" comment. It's just a "you have to be a very poor individual to think there is any humour in it " kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# I'm with you on that, mate
as are many B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# yeah
me too. poor taste. boo.
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:00, archived)
# I dont belive I have
also i think that if your wife had a donkey variant you would be ill advised to penetrate it with your pork torch. So ends my statement
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# Neither have I.
Is this available on the torrents?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)
# No chance mate.
It really does not happen. I can't get near her unless the credit card needs paying.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:58, archived)
# I've never seen her in a scene with Uncle Fester either
you may be onto something
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# There's so many ghost round these days!
I yam riverghost. Hear me braw!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:47, archived)
# nice
Is that also made up of 7 tumours shapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:51, archived)
# Nawty Dixon!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Yep it is ...
... same as all the ones i'm going
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
#
Is that meant to be tumourous humourous?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:10, archived)
# with all the media hype
it ain't her dying, I'm waiting for, it's her rising again after three days...
(alloydog, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 20:50, archived)
# She's got a fucking huge mouth.
There, I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Might illustrate the point better!
(Her Ghost, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Oh Morph!
the plasticine guy. Coz she's bald right?
(glue Joy division oven gloves at dawn, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:59, archived)
# That's not Morph...
It's Morphine surely?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:53, archived)
# looks like the bastard love child of jade goody, morph and ross kemp
im not sure how that would work
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, archived)