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# More Old Toot...

heffalump size.

and also:


1600 x 1200 (1.2MB).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# You've been on the brown acid again haven't you?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Long ones, short ones, fat ones, thin ones...
Ningles dear! *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# *galoomphs in and does a knock-down hug*
Morning Pickle!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Watchmen tonight. I have two hours when I get home to read THE ENTIRE THING
as I restarted it yesterday and managed two pages before being distracted by Jeremy Kyle.

Oooh, you should have seen this girl's face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Chop chop, m'dear!
better get reading...

(skip some of the prose inserts, you can go back to them later)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# That was my plan.
I feel like shite, I don't really feel up to it, but it's IMPORTANT. They say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Better that you do, put it that way.
*gets all excited*

Next week - Imax! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Imax, now that's what we SHOULD have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# *tempts with tickets*
Would you both like to come down to London, m'dear?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# :D we can't afford it pet
but thank you *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# :(
One can but try.

*goes to back to his normal, miserable existence*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# *cuddles*
it's the train, lovely! We just can't at the moment. Once the end of the month hits we'll have normal money again, and I can come out of being under house arrest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Nah, classic Oxford Vue for me
Although having not read Watchmen in a while the plot has become confused in my mind with the story of "Marvel Zombies".
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# That should make it quite interesting.
Aylesbury Odeon for me. I want pie and chips afterwards.

They're saying it might be ELIZA FUCKING DUSHKU for Wonderwoman. I will seriously start sniping motherfuckers if they do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# I heard a rumours that
they removed the squid.

If so, I shall be loudly and visibly pooing on the cinema floor in protest.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# The top one reminds me of the meal worms I have just put out for the robin in the garden
??Is it cell shaded?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# I'm going to eat a mealworm tonight.
Heston BlueMental said they were nice, and I've got a load of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yes, indeed. Cell Shaded it be.
Mealy worms.... nom nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# The clean render version is here:
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:24, archived)
# mr Chutney
did you do a picture strip with kevin mcloud from grand designs talking about a house then stapling a piece of toast to it?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ha ha ha whut :)
No afraid that wasn't me, but it does sound good though.
Edit: I did a couple like this but none about Mcloud.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# i thought it was wheelybird
riverghost thought it might have been you.

i'm stuck for ideas now. boooooooo.

EDIT: EEEK scary blumenthal
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# STOP IT
I've had the one from last night as my wallpaper for less than 12 hours.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Snap!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# I'm much too slow for snap :(
I doubt myself. That buys my opponent enough time to beat my ass.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# It's going to take something uber special to displace my current wallpaper...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# nah
you just right click on a pic in your browser and click "Set as background" or something like that. It's pretty easy.

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
...but this object of utter beauty and genius has held the title for many (that's no) moons now...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# yes, very nice indeed
I still have the bob dylan pic made up of text as my work desktop. made by cakie? can't remember now... bad drbroon :(
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Sorry for the inconvenience, my fine fellow.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Stop shwing off!!
Woo yay and laters y'all.
I go work now then pub with a lesbian date!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Always a good plan.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# these are both lovely
how are you enjoying your lovely new toy (I assume that's what this is)?

also - ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# *plays with toy under desk*
Oh, yes - yes I am.

Edit: And a good 'ningles to you, too.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Nobody in their right mind'd go up those stairs, Grunty.
(I hope you slept, btw. Guess who didn't?)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Nope, no sleep at all.
Gt a huge piece of new business to pitch for next week, and I'm worried sick about it.

The head honcho of everything is coming over from the US, and, well, let's just say I'm 'tidying my desk' in preparation.

I'm knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# It's adverts, man.
Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Hmmm, a fair point,
but it's more 'Mortgage', 'Eating' and 'Clothes on my back' stuff that's worrying me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# come join me in my cave.
we eat bark and moan about stuff.

its wikkid
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# This is shaping up into a plan, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# how do you manage to afford aspirational magazines
about stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Who d'you think writes 'em in the first place?
EH?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *thanks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# this please me :)
woo again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# :D
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Dear gods, boy!
I think you need to the school psychiatrist!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# I murdered him already.
Ah, I shouldn't have said that out loud, should I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# No you shouldn't.
It's rude to boast.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# He was the least of that particular killing spree
The Traffic Warden. on the other hand, was dispatched with *real* panache...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# OK
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# GOOD
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Thank you, sir.
I wasn't meaning to be rude, sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# xx
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Needs more pipe
:D
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# More Pipe You Say?
I'll see what I can do.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# Desktop'd.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *has achieved everything on his to-do list for the day*
*retires to Bournemouth*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# oooh, very lovely
Are they yours?

*giggles and runs like hell* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:00, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
That there is an exposed nerve, and I'm running on no sleep at all.
Careful, young man.

*hugs*

*gropes inappropriately*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Ooh pretty
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Thank You, Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# You sire are just ACE!
Always quality, always class - *cerlick* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Fucking bootiful, Bernard.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)