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# The BBC was asking today what a woman with Barbie's dimensions might look like
so I fired up Photoshop and had a go. The girl on the right is what a normal woman is supposed to look like.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Barbie would wear sexier underwear than that
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# that's because Barbie is a slut
I saw an eight year old girl with a tshirt that said so
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# I work for Mattel in their quality team
and we have very specific rules about just how slutty her undies can be.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# roolz r 4 breakingz!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)
# normal woman with a huge arse
did you mean to say?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# That's a huge arse?
Good lord.

The poor woman doesn't even have an arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# everyone's arse looks big in granny knickers
even my petite taut buns.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# it's an excersise
in just how much someone is really not talking to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# is that me?
am I not talking to you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# no dear, not you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# is it me?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:19, archived)
# do you care if I insult women's arses?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# only if it was my woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:23, archived)
# Why don't you ask her instead of trying to wind her up?
Might work, mebbe
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:29, archived)
# don't give a fuck now.
Was asked a question. Gave my response, begged forgiveness and have not been spoken to since. Wasn't sure if that was just coincidence or not. Obviously not.
C'est la vie
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:33, archived)
# Silly, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:11, archived)
# "Normal" you say?
Interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:12, archived)
# What's freaking me out
is how tall would be if she were real.

That's one massive bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# according to the BBC website
she would be 7'6"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Dear lord, that's bigger than I was expecting.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# here ya go
story
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# *sigh*
my young ladies will be having homemade dolls to play with. raggedy ones that look NOTHING like a real person so they can't get complexes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# the part about real life ones
was disturbing
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# if young girls are looking at barbie
and thinking they need to aspire to look like that ( which they are clearly not making this a bit of a non story ) then they need their heads testing.
If they want to aspire to anything it should be to look like Thandie Newton.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
7'6" Sounds like the majority of "women" over in Second Life. Silly men, wimmen ain't giantesses ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty minion Babies ate my dingo!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Shirley this giant woman will enslave us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Stand over bridges picking up cars and getting shopped a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Tough gig
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# She'd be walking around like the aliens at the end of 3rd Encounter
edit: Or Close Encounters of the Third Kind as it is traditionally known.

mnng
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:15, archived)
# Doesn't help me in the slightest
I am blissfully unaware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha...
yup.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# very nice!
but she used to be a man, I'm pretty sure - look at those hands...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:13, archived)
# God it really goes to show how unattractive and fat most women are.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:14, archived)
# *cries*
why is it always demeaning in your posts?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Oi.
You know that was sarcasm, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Nice try!
I must go now, have a good weekend you lovely people!! ...and all you bastards too.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Night chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:17, archived)
# night 47
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:18, archived)
# Night night lovely ladies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:24, archived)
# lolwut?
A woman with my dimensions?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:55, archived)