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# Man Bleach


All the things a man wants from a bleach;

Simple name: Check
Thickness rating: Check
Lastningness Rating: Check
Kills Germs: Check
Kills Germs With Bad Press: Check
Has Some Extra Free: Check
Has some information for girls at the bottom in smaller print: Check
Smells Slighlty Better Than A Wet Shit: Check

edit: just notice it's got a windsurfer on it. WTF has windsurfing go to do with bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:11, archived)
# I prefer this brand


Lucky you it's a weekend.
Plus: 200K?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:12, archived)
# I thought you'd shopped in the MRSA line before I googled it.
Someone let hospitals know.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)
# The trouble is, MRSA colonises the skin of healthy people,
especially the groin and armpits. I'm guessing staff and visitors don't fancy having their groins splashed with bleach whenever they enter a clean ward.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# If that's the price we have to pay...
It'll be like human foot and mouth disinfectant tanks.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Maybe if we invent a FUN game around it

GROINBLEACHLOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHOHGODITBURNSHAHAHAHAHTHEREGOESTHEMONEYMAKERHAHAHAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# CHEMICALBURNLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# When it clears up all the wrinkles have gone, like a chemical peel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Yeah, you really have to wonder
why they haven't considered IV bleach before now.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# Why am I looking at your bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:15, archived)
# I thought the windsurfer was an iron.
Make your clothes easier to iron, by digesting them away with thick bleach.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:16, archived)
# i was wondering what that was
i thought it was a tiny man clinging onto a giant hoover.

what the hell does a windsurfer have to do with bleach?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# The experience of bleaching your toilet
is a bit like going windsurfing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:20, archived)
# well
spotted
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:17, archived)
# please tell me
you did not photograph some bleach and post it on b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:18, archived)
# He's trying to make us all clean.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# That's a definite fail.
the outside is a doddle. It's what is on b3ta's inside that is filthy and rotten.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# Don't forget the background bog roll.
I thought that was a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:19, archived)
# All the effort to seem manly and he still buys puppy brand.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# class
grabs camera and heads to the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# um yeah
but it is the longest string ive ever seen about bleach :D
(I helped save b3ta! robbydogg - shabba best before end.., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:21, archived)
# yeah
but once your on one you got to act
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# that's tame in comparison to the rest of b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# hello chap. Do you want to write to the Sun
on behalf of b3ta. They are doing a 'nuts' with their viral section.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# they are?
be interesting to see that.
/Nuts do ask though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
#
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/virals/

they are whacking a great big copyright notice on them too ( which admittedly is just the standard anti-right click code to stop other people copying the images.)

I think you all should remember to add something to your profile that states that all your images published on b3ta are subject to a creative commons license ( 2 or 3, whatever suits you ) and not to be copied and re-used for commercial purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# cheers for the link :)
I'll take a gander later, b3ta has turned me into a grumpy c*nt today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:33, archived)
# I think the bit
that is 'gifts for real men' are all b3ta lifts and I'm sure there are plenty more hidden in there.
I'm sure that calling it a viral does not suddenly make it public domain and without rights.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# nope, I've been through this before a few times
it can be a pisser.

and 'good afternoon', by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# It's a particularly impressive example of the genre of bleach photography.
I don't think I've seen a more interesting photograph of a bottle of bleach in my life.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# You haven't lived
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# 4 NATU ROLLS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:22, archived)
# what the fuck has a 200k unshopped image got to do with B3ta
you want www.thatslife_EstherRantzen.com
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Blimey, I didn't notice the size.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:25, archived)
# Thanks for showing us your bleach
I'll look out for this one next time I'm shopping for a cleaning product desired by all men
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Thanks for pushing my work down the board in order to show of your unphotoshopped ambiguous stereotyping comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:24, archived)
# wait until
he spots the dogs on the bog roll I mean Dogs WTF
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:26, archived)
# Real men wipe their arses with puppies
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:27, archived)
# I wipe my puppies with arses
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:29, archived)
# and they
flush ok?
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:52, archived)
# a good quality macerator is recommended
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I find windsurfers

dirty
(I helped save b3ta! floored_genius a product of the jesus christ superstore., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)