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# The steamiest event to date...


(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# WTF????
I'm going for a lie down
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# There's something distinctly sinister about these women...
it's giving me the fear...
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# ...is it that they're made of wax?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# No, I think it's the cardigan on the old one...
Hang on..

WAX?

*runs*
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# calm down dear
its only ironing - its what women do
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I did some ironing yesterday
I ironed 4 t-shirts, 3 pillowcases and something else

I can't iron my girlfriend's clothes because they're too confusing
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Was the something else a trouser?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# it might have been a sheet
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# A probable sheet.
I see.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# if you dont iron them and put them back
she will know youve been wearing them
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Fuck ironing.
Creases FTW.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
#
sinister alluring
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Its the
Your Gran Realdolls range.

NICE!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# gah
mindbleach please
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# what the???
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Not an ironing fan, Freebs?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Half way through this East 17's 'Steam' became lodged in my head.
It has since mutated into an East 17 megamix.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.

(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I'm gald to say I've not idea what that sounds like
I may know the first few secs that play whilst I leap to remote to change the TV asap.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# I've had the fucking godawful Annie Lennox 'Shining Light' fucking wank cover in my head for days
jesus, it's dire
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Just think of the Birdie Song.
That'll remedy any recurring song troubles.
:D
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# the tra-la-la song by Miss Kylie Minogue
will do the trick.

tra-la-la

tra-la--la la la.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:05, archived)
# also, the flintstones theme works just as well
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I am eternally thankful to be unfamiliar with that particular piece of the Scotch dross's work.
Which, considering where I work, is a surprise.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Do you work in Debenhams?
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:02, archived)
# Perfume counter.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:06, archived)