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[challenge entry] if it hasnt bindun,ill watch a full episode of gavin and stacey X(

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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# #Splish Splash I was raped in the bath#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Hah
Pass the soap, would you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Being dyslexic
I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Ohh, I want to go to a goat party now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:56, archived)
# do you have a sheet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# No, but I can get a goatee in about a week
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# mail order huh?:P
Maybe all of b3ta should donate you their face fuzz and make you a big bushy beard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Video it.
Newsletter here we come.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'd get an Oscar man! An Oscar!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Good idea
I'm sending my face fuzz right now

Don't worry, they're not pubes. Honestly.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# This is why this plan wouldn't work. You know that someone would send their pubes or worse still he'd end up with an entire pube beard.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# A la Jackass
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# yeah
bum pubes would work too:P

Didn't see that one.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# 2nd movie I think
They make one of the guys go out dressed as an arab and give him a fake beard to wear, but don't tell him it is made up out of everyone's pubes and arse hair
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Mmmm
bread crabs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Yes, one of them had crabs too
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# That's just not funny
I've had crabs. It's would be completely evil to deliberately give them to someone else!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:32, archived)
# This is actually a good idea

were it not that I'd probably grow a beard much faster than getting a bunch of b3tans to send their pubes from all kinds of forrin parts.
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/3284637665/in/set-72157606295944244/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# interesting nose.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# It always does that
and I can assure you it's never been broken
www.flickr.com/photos/mediocre/198942172/in/set-72157606295944244/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# I should have trimmed my beard today
I'm sure you're all very interested in that update.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Hah, yeah, me too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:16, archived)
# we should totally get twitter man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# I'm going to shave my head and trim my beard shortly
We are so fucking out there
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# *claims thehairoftheb3tards.info*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:26, archived)
# fully sick bro.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:34, archived)
# Heh
Rappola got me thinking:
Image Hosting
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# I mainly use b3tards, I think it was around before cr3ation and it was easier not to change.
I also use my own domains.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ooo.. I may try that one then?
tinyurl.com/bfdec9

Where abouts is the Hosting bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Photobucket for convenience, own site for anything CDC that photobucket has a tendency to delete within minutes after uploading
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# So mainly on your own domain then?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Har har

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I should really host it myself
as I have two of my own and four work ones I could use.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# I still have about ten domains today
but working from several places, this means I have to have an FTP client (and passwords etc.) on all those places. That's where the convenience remark regarding photobucket came from ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Ah ftp
Ph Falic Transfer protocol
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# Haha, I shall tell the people in my web class this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# You have Spiderman cadets?!
Don't suppose you'd have a small ammount of time available to do a basic template for a b3ta side project some of us have in the pipeline.
I've had awful trouble getting someone.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# Yeah, sure
just gaz me what you'd like
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:08, archived)
# I have a billion cdcs on photobucket.
*prides*

Although they have been there forever, maybe they have new magenta filters on uploads.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think my account is tagged now or something
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# I have many poor quality images of little riverghost hosted on photobucket
but I am saving up for a decent macro lens:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I@m told it's personality that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# I strongly disagree.
/wallows in self pity again
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Sorry typo.
I'm told it's personality cunt:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# cr3ation/my domain
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I am a creature of habit
and got used to b3tards when I first started here...

Gosh - watching paint dry and image-hosting discusssions. Slow down, b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# haha
I'll shop something later. I had some hummus last night but I've forgotten it now
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# :)
I might even motivate myself to make sommat later on, after more tea!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# why cant you delete images from your b3tards account?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# Once on B3tards,
always on B3tards
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# theres an "x" button which looked like it was set to be the delete button,lazy bastards
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Tell Cr3 or something.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I think robtoo
might get round to coding that bit one day!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Thankyou.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# b3ta hosting but im kindof irritated by the new interface
I don't like the fact that I can no longer remove my pictures.

same with b3tards, which I also use.

but then again, I don't make that many pictures.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# CR3 HE HATES YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# why should he be different to anyone else.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I chose "other"
because the one i use is not listed
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# spunkbucket.com?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 12:10, archived)
# tards
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:11, archived)
# easy...b3tards is more reliable
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# MAN RAPED IN PUBIC BATH
Oh hai thar B3ta. I am up before noon! IMAGINE THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Before noon?!:O
Did you wet the bed? FOr godsake man get some beer in you now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# I think I stopped reading about 3.
I AM FULL UP OF BED NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yam it pub tiem?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Probably.
*peers out of window*
omfg its actually sunny. Very much yes pub tiem.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# I hope it has a garden of beerinessocity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# Most definately
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# I'm a picnic table beery garden person
not a patio set beery garden person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I think it depends on the pub as a whole.
Sometimes picnic table fits, others patio set. Although I do like picnic tables.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# Patio furniture is fine
But I only like the cast iron ones.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I concur with Ghosty. Get some berries in you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# yessir
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# BERRIES, MAN. THE BERRIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# ORMANORMAGLOORRRMPHHF!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# It was how all the cool kids were spelling beer!
I'm hip wiv the kids daddio
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# me too!
yay! ...but I feel like shit. I was drinking Erdinger Dunkel last night
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# you know it!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# :D
Just surfin' through some doodles. Don't make me post pukin' dolphin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# pukin' dolphin!
pukin' dolphin!

*holds breath*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# THIS IS HOW I SEE THE WORLD.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# marvelous!
*wanders off to throw up*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# I GO AWAY NOW. BYE BYE.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:20, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# haha...
an image for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# BYE!
be sure not to leave said backpack unattended in a crowded area.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# BLUETIGERMELONDOLPHINSICKY
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Geil!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# hmm...new word for me.
'sexually aroused' or 'cool'. I'll take the first option, please.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# So am I :O
And you have a FP! WHAT THE SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# LULWUT?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# PISS PISS CHOPPER PISS!!!
:D

I need to go to tescos the co-op is too expensive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Find a Sunday market.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# There is an indoor market in gypo-town
But I dont wanna go there, I feel bits of me may get stolen
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:10, archived)
# But the food is very cheap
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:13, archived)
# :(
It smells funny and the people are not clean.

That and the probably only accept cash, I should really check my bank balance....
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# :(
If you have more than £40 you are doing better than me. Hurry up April I need some more money.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# Ive got £27 bills out before next loan
But I am owed £55, and I think I have about that in banks.

I need tinned toms and baked beans to eats

That and Ive had a craving for battenberg for about 2 weeks but I cant afford to fullfil it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# I lol'ded at it :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:23, archived)
# splendid stuff
'ning the /board, did you all see this

www.b3ta.com/links/Cart_Survival_Trust_Part_2

some of those carts are bloody rare, personally i blame Lewis Hamilton
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# I saw one of them. Your beret is nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# i'll be having words with him about that dodgy pic mid way through.
at the time i was trying to jam my dvd cam into an amur leopard's mouth, as you do.

thus:
www.flickr.com/photos/gstq/sets/72157615232062039/

very Q&D
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# kinkaaaaaaaaay!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# I love big carts!
looks like an ace day was had by all there, old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# he looks like a skinny Chris Moyles...

just a wee bit
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 11:17, archived)