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# What's with all the salt?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# One is empty, I got the last of it for my chips
that was a while ago, now I have just used a new one and haven't taken it back to the kitchen yet
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I think I preferred the "desk slugs" theory
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# you eat at your desk?
fucking hell. Were your parents chimps?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I eat at my desk,
but my parents are chimps.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# yeah
like you never have.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I have a young child.
He'll not be eating in his room at desks and as such we have meals at the table. Like Humans do.

I do have an awful lot of beer at my desk.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# He is not a teenager
I don't think you'll be so smug when he comes home with his pregnant be-atch Mercadies and then eats at his desk
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I think you underestimate
my ability to say "get the fuck out of my house"
I have a 24 year old who does not get the time of day from me.
There are rules. If you want to live like a pig then do it in your own stye.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I eat at my desk
Seriously though, what is wrong with that, can you give me any reasons?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# yes.
it is poor ettiquette and smacks of a poor upbringing.








reels
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# My mom and dad work their arses of just to pay the bills
so you sir, can fuck off
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# if you did not sit eating at your desk like
some feral baboon you could go out and help with that situation.






strikes
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# when I am old enough to do just that in a few months time
I plan to.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# That makes you 15
and just shows another parent failure.
How any responsible parent can let their child run feral on the internet especially to come to a place like b2ta with it's very adult content is quite beyond me.
I'd be ashamed if I had a child of mine coming here.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# that was a joke, right?
at 15 I could be doing far worse things.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# no that's not a joke.
You are a child. You should not be coming to an online community of adults. It puts us in a compromising situation.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I doubt that you weren't mature enough to view pictures of fluffy kittens in viking helmets
when you where 15, when ever that may have been.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# That's moot.
What I didn't have was strangers on the internet telling me to fuck off because my parents would not expose me to such things.

I fucking hate the fact that we have to consider tempering our behaviour and output because some parents are such lazy cunts that they let their spawn run feral on the internet.

Ask your dad to read that. let him decide how b3ta is good for you.
Now get in the keep net because I'm done with you.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Most of us lot are adults mate
and pay our own bills
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Well some are not
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# oh please don't
New car was delivered Friday which made me liable for the full amount less deposit.
I have to pay it tomorrow and as thins are not as they were when I ordered it 12 months ago I think I'll be informing her to raid the holiday money or we are living on noodles for 5 years.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# what about making tea and cooking food at my desk?
I havent got a loo yet but it was a plan of mine for a while.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# only if you have moved into a field
for some perplexing channel 4 reality show.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# well as popeye said
I yam what iyam...
possibly the precursor to the ipod
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# HE WOZ IN DA ARMI AN WILL BEET U IF YOU DOESNT CONPHORM
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# be quiet you
minor irritant. Seriously, get a grip of yourself. ( not in the manner you might be used to ).
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You don't HAVE to eat your food anywhere specific.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ive eaten at my desk, I ate a whole battenberg at my desk
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oh and we know how
well THAT turned out don't we?
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Ive also eaten chinese, kebab, pizza, just junk food reallly
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i do that all the time
nothing wrong with it, so long as you don't spill anything
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# there is everything wrong with it
you uncouth folk!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I cant blame my parents for my
behavior they would never eat at their desk.
They have they ever encouraged me to do so.
As you may have guessed I eat and sometimes sleep at my desk like some sort of freakish nest.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# "freakish nest"
That's the phrase i've been looking for to describe my room.

Thank you, sir.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# it is possibly the only term i can use for my room
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I eat at my desk you fiend!
I also sleep in my desk. I only have a desk :(
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I actually have a cot in my study
( that's a field cot, not a baby's cot ) so that i can crash when I'm pissed and up all night. This has to coincide with her being away and him being at Gran's. Which just so happens to coincide with tonight.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You big ginger baby!
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# field cot
you freakishly large midget.
It's what men sleep on when they are at war and you limp-wristed cunts are at home swathed in goose-down. ;)
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh fuck off already
You're not above anyone just because you don't eat at your desk, asswipe.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :(
I have nowhere else to eat but my desk. Deeply depressing.
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# bet it tastes salty too
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
:D
(, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)