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# Unlike the rest of you cunts
I didn't clean my desk before-hand.


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(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:42, archived)
# nnneeds mor cows
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# salt?
do you have desk slugs?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Haha desk slugs, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# proof
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# Too much slug?
(tuwile, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# haha
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# oh god its this all over again!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvS3ZXZRSsk

(edit: i did actually watch this movie once, and its every bit as awsome as its looks
note: opinion may be compromised by having been about 11 at the time)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# ...'don't make out while your parents aren't home'
ARF!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:47, archived)
# mildly disturbed by the brown sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# What's with all the salt?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# One is empty, I got the last of it for my chips
that was a while ago, now I have just used a new one and haven't taken it back to the kitchen yet
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# I think I preferred the "desk slugs" theory
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# you eat at your desk?
fucking hell. Were your parents chimps?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I eat at my desk,
but my parents are chimps.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# yeah
like you never have.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I have a young child.
He'll not be eating in his room at desks and as such we have meals at the table. Like Humans do.

I do have an awful lot of beer at my desk.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# He is not a teenager
I don't think you'll be so smug when he comes home with his pregnant be-atch Mercadies and then eats at his desk
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# I think you underestimate
my ability to say "get the fuck out of my house"
I have a 24 year old who does not get the time of day from me.
There are rules. If you want to live like a pig then do it in your own stye.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:01, archived)
# I eat at my desk
Seriously though, what is wrong with that, can you give me any reasons?
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:03, archived)
# yes.
it is poor ettiquette and smacks of a poor upbringing.








reels
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# My mom and dad work their arses of just to pay the bills
so you sir, can fuck off
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# if you did not sit eating at your desk like
some feral baboon you could go out and help with that situation.






strikes
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# when I am old enough to do just that in a few months time
I plan to.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:19, archived)
# That makes you 15
and just shows another parent failure.
How any responsible parent can let their child run feral on the internet especially to come to a place like b2ta with it's very adult content is quite beyond me.
I'd be ashamed if I had a child of mine coming here.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:21, archived)
# that was a joke, right?
at 15 I could be doing far worse things.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# no that's not a joke.
You are a child. You should not be coming to an online community of adults. It puts us in a compromising situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:27, archived)
# I doubt that you weren't mature enough to view pictures of fluffy kittens in viking helmets
when you where 15, when ever that may have been.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:31, archived)
# That's moot.
What I didn't have was strangers on the internet telling me to fuck off because my parents would not expose me to such things.

I fucking hate the fact that we have to consider tempering our behaviour and output because some parents are such lazy cunts that they let their spawn run feral on the internet.

Ask your dad to read that. let him decide how b3ta is good for you.
Now get in the keep net because I'm done with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Most of us lot are adults mate
and pay our own bills
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Well some are not
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# oh please don't
New car was delivered Friday which made me liable for the full amount less deposit.
I have to pay it tomorrow and as thins are not as they were when I ordered it 12 months ago I think I'll be informing her to raid the holiday money or we are living on noodles for 5 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:18, archived)
# what about making tea and cooking food at my desk?
I havent got a loo yet but it was a plan of mine for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# only if you have moved into a field
for some perplexing channel 4 reality show.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# well as popeye said
I yam what iyam...
possibly the precursor to the ipod
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:23, archived)
# HE WOZ IN DA ARMI AN WILL BEET U IF YOU DOESNT CONPHORM
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# be quiet you
minor irritant. Seriously, get a grip of yourself. ( not in the manner you might be used to ).
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:08, archived)
# You don't HAVE to eat your food anywhere specific.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# Ive eaten at my desk, I ate a whole battenberg at my desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# oh and we know how
well THAT turned out don't we?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Ive also eaten chinese, kebab, pizza, just junk food reallly
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:58, archived)
# i do that all the time
nothing wrong with it, so long as you don't spill anything
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# there is everything wrong with it
you uncouth folk!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:55, archived)
# I cant blame my parents for my
behavior they would never eat at their desk.
They have they ever encouraged me to do so.
As you may have guessed I eat and sometimes sleep at my desk like some sort of freakish nest.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# "freakish nest"
That's the phrase i've been looking for to describe my room.

Thank you, sir.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# it is possibly the only term i can use for my room
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I eat at my desk you fiend!
I also sleep in my desk. I only have a desk :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# I actually have a cot in my study
( that's a field cot, not a baby's cot ) so that i can crash when I'm pissed and up all night. This has to coincide with her being away and him being at Gran's. Which just so happens to coincide with tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You big ginger baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# field cot
you freakishly large midget.
It's what men sleep on when they are at war and you limp-wristed cunts are at home swathed in goose-down. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Oh fuck off already
You're not above anyone just because you don't eat at your desk, asswipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:13, archived)
# :(
I have nowhere else to eat but my desk. Deeply depressing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:45, archived)
# bet it tastes salty too
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# who's fucking idea was this one then?
you cunts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:43, archived)
# Salt and brown sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:44, archived)
# and lipsol
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# Did you read the paper
and then High 5 the wall?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# No
it's a sketch thing I did, and havnt got around to scanning it in yet.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# when you say "sketch"
you mean "drew around your hand and coloured it in"
don't you
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# No, I don't
there is more detail in it.
EDIT: it looks green because of the shit camera.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# I was about to exclaim what amazes me about the obvious and aspect of it people don't get
when I realized not much amazes me anymore; why is there apparently some salad dressing on your desk? It's exceedingly odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:45, archived)
# That is quite clearly
brown sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# No it's not mate
look again, it's far to green
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# It's brown sauce.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# Then it's gone moldy
AND YET YOU LET IT DWELL ON YOUR DESK, YOU SICK FIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:52, archived)
# It looks green because of this shit camera and lighting I used.
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# "lighting"
You are full of mystery, Sir


(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# read:
tungsten 60 watt bulb
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hahahaha
I feel I need one
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# It's daddie's sauce mate
nearly empty.

Daddy likes to empty his sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)
# My eye sight isn't loosing the plot though, that does look green?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:54, archived)
# IT's THE FUCKING CAMERA
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:56, archived)
# Stop questioning me on the amount of condiments I keep at my desk damn it!
(Peter_G, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:48, archived)
# im anti deskist
I have a laptop do i post a pic of my lap?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# You could post a picture of your cock like Tom O'Bedlam did
www.b3ta.com/board/9273145
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, archived)
# bivvy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:46, archived)
# FUKMY ANOS
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:47, archived)
# IT's A TENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# It's gotta fold into a desk.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:53, archived)
# Salt keeps the demons at bay...
and the hand is just a map of hell (if he gets stuck in there again) /jk
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:50, archived)
# I'm going to photograph my desk*
*contains traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:51, archived)