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# Hello!


No animals, just a rocket.

From this weekend and also this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Henry sure does like Ping Pong
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# He can't decide which one of your tits to kiss first!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# If I squeeze them together he can do both at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# take the one without hair
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Cock Rocket!
Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# It is vein to think this will ever fly!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:38, archived)
# I'm sure it has enough thrust to reach orbital insertion
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# COCKROCKET!

clicky for betterish
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:39, archived)
# That is friggin' epic

Love the bollockboosters separation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# once the nadules are emptied
they fall back to earth to be refilled

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, archived)
# For fun and profit!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Dear Mr Meats,
Re: Your cockrocket.

I trust this post finds you well.

I had a warm feeling while I was looking at the abovementioned animation but feel it could be improved by the increasation of the last frame by a couple of seconds to enable me to read, digest and fully appreciate the text.

I hesitate to ask such an impudent request and hope my asking hasn't offended in any way.

Warm regards,

Miss 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Dear Miss 'pot
Re: Your letter about the cockrocket

We here at discomeats international are glad you enjoyed the cockrocket and look forward to you having many further years of limited personal amusement from it.

Whereupon the final frame, containing a shocked tripod miscreant in a state of pertubation makes an exclamation in regard of spaceworthy man-projection in the shadow of the nasa approved motto for the flying cockrocket which appears only momentarily.

Due to the quality of the ersatz latin in use it was considered prudent to demonstrate this scene for the limited amount of time possible to obviate the realisation that discomeats is incapable of using latin due to being common.

Due to this situation, please find enclosed a small chicken.

We hope this is satisfactory.

Yours sincerely,

Discomeat

enc:




(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:02, archived)
# You need a big silo to put that in
get it, 'silo' huhuhuhu?


(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# aaaargh
to all!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# Aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Huzzah!!


not sure how many of these'll work still...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:47, archived)
# FAN
TAS
TIC

:D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Yep, all 1.5 meg of them still work!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, archived)
# 1.5Meg!? shit, i'm glad i'm at work, not that they're loading for me anyway.
must be really crap for people paying for their own internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:53, archived)
# I've done those last two too :)
www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com/memes.cdc.php
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# i rememebered, great minds... ;0)
they're all going now, i was just gonna leave em up but i guess those that have to pay for their internet are just gonna have to miss out...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Shirley these cocks are priceless
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:59, archived)
# you'd imagine, i think i just shit a brick looking through your back-catalogue...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:06, archived)
# How come?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:14, archived)