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# forget about his
I've just invented pickled cheese - think of the time I've just saved you all!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pickled - Cheese
!!

you can all bask in my millions of pounds once I put the idea into practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You can already get this
Can't remember where i had it but it had baby pickled onions throughout the bloke..MMMMMMMmmmm god damn it was tasty! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# no no no no
that was cheese with pickled onions in it... this is pickled cheese.

It's the idea which will revolutionise sandwiches.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Don't revolve my sandwich! All the filling will fall out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# yeah
this is why the croque madam is such a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)
# egg! egg! egg! egg!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:07, archived)
#
www.mike.geiger.ca/blog/index.php?/archives/266-WTF-Pickled-Cheese!.html
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:52, archived)
# Millions of pounds in weight?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
cheeky scamp!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:12, archived)
# yeah, thats like the papers declaring scientists have found a new cure for cancer
but they haven't really.

Until I see the pickled cheese in action, I won't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Oh - you will - you will
and it might even cure cancer - it probably does. FUCK IT - pickled cheese is the number 1 top cure for cancer popular in Japan!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# will it loose its picklyness when grilled?

if so then I'll bid you good day!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# No
the grilling process will caramelise and reduce the pickle and so intensify the pickly flavour and increase viscosity for a more pleasing mouth feel.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# Hmmm. I'm seeing a promotional opportunity for a former boxing champion or other sportsman here.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# anyone other than Anthony Worral Thompson and I'm happy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# I for one endorse this product
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:08, archived)
# \o/
alright... I'll let you know how the R&D goes... perhaps send it into the newsletter...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# oo ninja
focancer Fo' Sho :P
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I am like a shadow... You can't see me... I AM the post...
before you even realise I'm there, the edit has been made, and then I'm gone again!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:11, archived)
# This isn't the white stuff you found under your foreskin is it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# nope
that was coc(k)aine.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# So you've put a bit of cheese in vinegar?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# not yet
... but I might... I haven't got past the bit where I have the idea and then put it into practice.

I mean YES - I have done this and also I have documents which are dated to a date previous to this one which prove it.!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# So if I pickle a piece of cheese, I can patent the process and cash in on it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# erm... no
*edges slowly towards the patent office*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# getting a patent is a pain in the arse. I'm on a provisional one.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:01, archived)
# you're a provisional pain in the arse or you have a provision patent?
what's it for?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:02, archived)
# Sorry but I think you were beaten by a few thousand years I think.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:27, archived)