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# Fair play to him.
*cough*

I was thinking earlier, there must have been a point where he started construction and thought, 'What the hell am I doing?'. All those opportunities to stop it.

Still, his bathroom is nice.

(nsfw!)
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:36, archived)
# :)
T.J.



Yep, tomorrow I am officially old. I never thought I'd make it this far, but there you go. Wish me luck for the next 40... I'm gonna need it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Congratulations!
Time for a crisis?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:41, archived)
# nah, I had that in '07
:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Happy old day!
You're nearly double my age
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:42, archived)
# you little whippersnapper
enjoy, and look after your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:46, archived)
# good luck for the next 40
here's hoping they never look in your basement
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# or rip up the patio
eat your greens
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Many happeh returns
40 is an awesome age, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. you're only as old as the woman you feel*




*that granny i raped doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:43, archived)
# the woman I feel turns 40 in 3 months, but has the figure of a 21 yr old. I'm blessed.
don;t cheat, and if you do, don;t tell
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:49, archived)
# welcome to the world of
the grown-ups.
It's not half as bad as you might think.

The only complaint about getting old I have is having to trim my eyebrows before I look like Patrick Moore!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:44, archived)
# come on man, craft a monobrow
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# it does not grow in the middle
They just seem to want to go wild like Tarzan vines and I swear they would end up 3 inches long if I ignored them.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# scary brows,man
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:59, archived)
# :)
already bought the ear and nose trimmer, so I'm prepared for the battle.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# get a monocle, and dispense astonomical and videogame facts to everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# wow, someone older than me!
congrats fella, let me know what its like omn the other side
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I'm 44
and it's no different than your 30's except with more unwanted hair.
Oh and anyone under 30 starts to get on your tits a little more every day.

edit:// in my haste I missed off 'this year'. 44 this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:50, archived)
# really, blimey, that explains alot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:51, archived)
# :)
I feel like I've lived 5 lifetimes already, I hope the next 5 will be just as 'interesting'
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Congrats and come along now
Time to start farting dust like the rest of us geezers.

And the part about eyebrows, nose hairs and ear hairs? 100% true...can't grow hair on my scalp worth a damn but a bumper crop of snot hairs, no problemo.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# haha, so very true
still got some on top though, so I'm not complaining.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:39, archived)