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Front Page at an ALL-TIME LOW

A Racoon with a guitar? A movie-poster for Buick? A Panda twirling in a tree? A Bear with an inner tube?

Worst . . . Front . . . Page . . . Ever

Remember when the front pages had really good stuff? I do, and it wasn't so long ago.

I blame this damn war thing.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:18, archived)

glad to see you're doing your part

/pedanty

edit: you may be onto something, I think that this is a great example of what a front page should look like

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:19, archived)

Well . . .

If you think that's anything but WELL BELOW AVERAGE quality compared to the normal front page, you're out of your mind.

Edit - and I just looked at your front pages, and they are consistently better than the utter shite currently up.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:23, archived)

well, i am rather crazy

but i am well within my mind. how can you not laugh at the dancing panda though?

edit: thanks, drinking helps

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:26, archived)

Well you must be drunk

If you are laughing at that dumbass panda post.

I'm now blaming the mod . . .

. . . and the war thing.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

i can agree with the war,

but i never blame the magic donkey

edit: agree with the war being distracting to true hummus-ology, but not that it should be happening

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:29, archived)

That's because you must bow to the magic donkey

Or they'll screw you next time you do something good and put something idiotic (like a dog in a picture frame with a porkpie hat) on the front page.

I have no such worries.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)

hehehe

dog with a porkpie hat, that brilliant!

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

should be on the front page

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:46, archived)

It was the picture frame

that made it...

(May I also point out I've had some "not nice" front pages...)

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:09, archived)

now now

your mother should have told you its not noice to lie

edit: truthfully, I've never seen a frontpager that wasn't totally fantabulous. 100% of FACT to steal a phrase

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:12, archived)

I don't lie!

I'll post another good picture as soon as I finish fighting this dragon.....

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:23, archived)

war?

there's a war on?
/sarcasm

I actually like some of the current front pages... I don't now Jack but I know what I like... if I were to criticise I'd do it constructively at least... rather than just saying they are all poor... and that opinion would be based on having posted poor pictures myself... incessantly... for almost a year

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)

I like the bear

yeh!

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:51, archived)

May I also point out

I've seen more interesting 404's than kingclipons profile

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)

They've took all our hummus!!!

GIVE US BACK OUR HUMMUS'

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:20, archived)

you're not bitter

at all, are you..

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:28, archived)

Why would I be bitter?

I've never posted a picture to be considered for the front page.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:29, archived)

so why bitch

about other peoples pictures?

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:30, archived)

thats what i was trying to say

munkt0n, you are so eloquent, i am envious of your oratory skills

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:31, archived)

ooh, seconded

your a meanie

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

Because . . .

I love b3ta -- I love the humor and the quality. And I'm disappointed when that quality goes down the fucking tubes.

I'm also the voice of reason, because I don't make pictures, so I don't have to do any arse-kissing.

See?

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:33, archived)

I make pictures

and I don't kiss arse... this war thing is really getting to you isn't it?

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

And no front pages for almost nine months?

Coincidence? I don't think so!

You're not nice enough!

Everything is clever and great! Repeat ad nauseum!

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:36, archived)

its not about the frontpaging

its about making others laugh

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:38, archived)

That's a rather cynical viewpoint

I just happen to have made fairly cruddy pictures since my last front page... I post them to raise a laugh... not to get on the front page.

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:39, archived)

No you don;t,

you're nothing but a glory hound.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

woof

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armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)

nope

I'm blind, apparently

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:36, archived)

sorry

didn't mean to offend, just trying to mock him

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)

that

wasn't offensive at all, I just like any excuse to start in with the braille ;)

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:39, archived)

it's not working

my screens all flat where that is

can you check your files please?

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)

it's special braille

for those in the VI community without fingers to read with.

you use your tongue to read it. go on. try it.

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)

Nope

Maybe it's coz I can't read braille?

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

its says are not!

despite a whole day of not studying for finals, i feel that i have actually learned something! that is a relief

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)

but how can you be sure?

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:52, archived)

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:53, archived)

ooh, me! me!

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:58, archived)

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:00, archived)

mine is too

but I won't tell if you don't

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:03, archived)

i take it that

K3rry's says the same?

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:01, archived)

nope

www.columbia.edu/cu/soul/pictures/asl.gif

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gracielou, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:04, archived)

heh, i was doing that

but then i realized that it was easier just to check the filenames

/shrugs shoulders sheepishly

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:11, archived)

that strangely reminds me of Dr. Mario

or turnsignals

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:55, archived)

well

the people whose front pages you're slating didin't kiss ass. as far as I'm concerned that is a typical front page, nothing wrong with it at all..

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munkt0n, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:35, archived)

There's good days

and there's bad days

and some people think this is a bad day

and some people think this is a good day

now we know your oppinion

thank you

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:32, archived)

another

fine expose on why it is futile to criticize others work.

ITS ART DAMMIT! IT DOESN"T MATTER WHETHER OR NOT YOU LIKE IT, SOMEONE DOES, THATS ALL THAT MATTERS

/huff

(TheTruffleShuffle, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

Sorry

I didn't realize we all had to be so nice. I fear this culture of utter niceness is what has caused this crap to be on the front page.

(BigKGChicago, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

I'm never nice

I'm honest

I'm outspoken

I'm me

However if you post a picture and I think it's crap I don't reply to it

You however would appear to reply to it and say "that's crap"

You must keep yourself *real* busy posting then...

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:42, archived)

HAHA

Always a charm to see you in full...what's that word?...oh, it's too early! I can't think straight!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)

Yes, a rare treat from me to you

it's real late actually!

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:49, archived)

By the b3ta clock

*Taps screen* it's early!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:56, archived)

your worlds slow

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:07, archived)

it looks fine to me

morning all *yawn*

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

Good morning

You great big lezza!

sorry..it's been a long night full of talks about cock piercings and so on

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)

great big lezza?

sounds like a rough night ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:38, archived)

I wouldn't mind a bit of

early morning roung and tumble....but no woman here to share my wishes with:'(

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:42, archived)

roung??

how odd...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:05, archived)

oh get a life

ya moaning minnie

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:34, archived)

Hey chap

Hello

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:42, archived)

Hello chap

Hey

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:45, archived)

Is what horses eat

has the war started yet?

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:50, archived)

not yet old chap. But our Waugh correspondent is keeping an eye out:

Waugh! Good god y'all.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:10, archived)

The only Waugh down under

is banned from playing coz he took drugs.

Anyway. We're 12 hours ahead so we'll know 12 hours before you....

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K3rry, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:14, archived)

So make something fanbloodytastic to liven it up

then. In fact, a whole shedload of pics and animations, so all the stuff you don't like gets shunted off the bottom. Come on, quick!

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pxyzyzygy, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:37, archived)

Fuck off

cuntbucket.

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:47, archived)

It's the weekend

it's usually a bit slow around here

(Kimbo, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 9:02, archived)