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# the big, wide, hairy variety.

just down the street from:

and, i think there's a b3ta person vandalising my city.

i bought a new camera, but there's some 'shopping done too, so shut up.

what's the news, fuckheads?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:04, archived)
# Something weird's happening with my 'puter
Animated GIFs only play if I move my mouse. Not the end of the world but I want my comedy without waving my hand like a knob.




Or my knob like a hand..

Whatever
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# that sounds like a blessing.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:10, archived)
# The news is, I'm reposting like a whore in a sex addiction clinic
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(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:07, archived)
# fucking fetish freex.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# I read that as "fucking feesh fetish"...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# you karayzy hombres weeth your feesh feteesh
queso?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:22, archived)
# Donde esta la queso?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# ...yes?
...no?
..maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I dont know,
can you repeat the question
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# DONDE ESTA LA QUESO?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:31, archived)
# Im sorry baxter, you know I dont speak spanish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:32, archived)
# Haha I was watching that earlier!
...you are on about Anchorman right?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:35, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
Modern foreign languages
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:34, archived)
# ou es les bibliotechque?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:38, archived)
# la bibliotechque es en la voiture avec ma grande singe
Porquoi? Tu es la coulet tete?
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
#
翻译故障
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:44, archived)
# GET THE FACKIN FORRINAH!!!
*Does cockney jig*
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:49, archived)
# Nein
Das ist ein apfel
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:50, archived)
# Do you have a shop these guys could work?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:08, archived)
# is that still going on?
i thought they'd have been replaced by new bandwagons.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# It never caught on as a real bandwagon :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:12, archived)
# that's what keeps it special in my heart
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# that's because it's wank.
no, it's MULTI-WANK! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# >:(
Cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# haha.
Would you like me to be anything else?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# Nice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# haha
what the fuck? You want the moon on a stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# With bells on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:29, archived)
# I just downloaded a 1.4gb DVD
in just over 7 minutes. That makes me kind of hard in the groin.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:37, archived)
# so THAT'S why the internet's being shit

(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:43, archived)
# Only in America though
as that's where my server sits.
It will take me 4 times as long to download it to here.
Thank the lord for VLC web streaming from a remote server.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:52, archived)
# Natasha Richardson may or may not be dead.
My liver, bile duct and pancreas are fine, but my esophagus shows some erosion.

That's all I got for news.

How's by you?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:11, archived)
# yay! i was hoping you'd be around.
is that your spray-paint tag i shot (the vandalising link)? it looks like a stylised version of your username.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# haha, no.
I haven't made it up TO-way since 1982. Would love to visit it again sometime, though.

I think I'm gonna steal that pic and put it in my profile.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE: I stepped in cat puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:14, archived)
# it's all yours. also available in hugesize if you really want it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# Could I get the hugesize?
I enjoy putting huge pictures in my profile and pissing people off.

Thanks for the pic, either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:17, archived)
# gaz me your email and i'll send it along.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:19, archived)
# hehheheheh
I just moved to a place with no carpets, just polished wood floors

I CAN WIPE THAT CAT PUKE UP WITH A TISSUE, IT IS PRETTY AWESOME
LET ME TELL YOU, I HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:15, archived)
# hurk-hurk-hurk....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# You have told a funny joke
I have drawn a lobster on my hand and it is still such a surprise to look down and see it there.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:13, archived)
# Draw a crab on your dick
and double the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:15, archived)
# This is why we're freinds, Shiksa
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# yes.
real friends encourage crabdick.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:45, archived)
# did you draw the lobster's butt?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# The news.
I'm still angry.

But crazy DJ guy is on again tonight. And that makes me happy.

You can listen too, if you want to.

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:16, archived)
# I WANTED TO WATCH BASTARD SQUAD
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:18, archived)
# OK!
Here's a version of it-

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LBPiuq6EMU
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# DARLING FASCIST BULLY BOY
GIVE US SOME MORE MONEY YOU BASTARD

LOVE, AIG.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:27, archived)
# thanks, i may check it out but i have to make dinnerfood in a moment.
anger is ok by me. much better than complacency.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:20, archived)
# Somehow that feels good.
Breeders in cars. Breeders in cars.

I'm showing my emo side. Argh.

Shit, I need to execute someone via photoshop. I'm sure that would go down well here.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:25, archived)
# so that's why you live there?
hello, sir
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:33, archived)
# i heart the butt.
hell, hell, hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:36, archived)
# PB!
howareya?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:41, archived)
# half dead, half alive, all malignant.
so, no different than normal. how about you?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)
# learning to love my diseases unconditionally
and pickin scabs - you know how it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:58, archived)
# scabs won't grow on me, they find me distasteful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 3:16, archived)
# Hey PB!
Long time no board!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:42, archived)
# i was in prison again, sorry.
what is up?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:53, archived)
# not much, not even the stockmarket!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 2:56, archived)
# Rear entrance is rear!
Nice to see you here.

Slow reply as I had to nap, may have to again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:12, archived)
# hello hello.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 4:41, archived)
# Just had some coffee, a snack, and pearosted some stupid shit above now.
So I may actually be more HELLO than I thought. I hope it's not fucking flu again.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:07, archived)
# it might be rabies or death, be careful.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 5:13, archived)