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# I photoshopped my friend's clothes.

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I was trying to reflect his personality in them.
I got it pretty accurate to the sketch I did, as well.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Is he part hippy part dick?
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# He's interested in LOLitics,
and listens to space rock.
It's also meant to show that he thinks he's cool but actually isn't (though I'm not going to tell him that bit)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure he's a nice guy...

:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Says the king of cool!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# See your friend?
That's you that is
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# He's got cameltoe....
and your haircut.

L. What's L stand for?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Because he's got little legs!
Heh.

What?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# *pokes nose*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# *ninja defenses*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# I WAS BEING NICE YOU HOUND
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# HAHAHA. My hair is MUCH longer than that.
The L is a stencil I made for my curtains because I'm obsessed with Death Note now.
This is L.
L!

And this is my work in progress L.
L!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:34, archived)
# it's still a curly side parting.
I'm going to watch the Strangers tonight. Looks poo.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# it is poo.
:)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:48, archived)
# That's not ClanSoul!
The chin isn't big enough! Also, there is no silly hat!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:31, archived)
# ^This
plus he's overweight and I most certainly am fucking not.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Erm,
you call him overweight?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Yeah, why?
He's fully aware and is trying to lose weight.
I'm fully supportive, he knows that.
He and I joke about the fact that I eat far more than he does, yet I look like this.
http://www.clansoul.com/photomanipulation/40000.jpg
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Well he really doesn't look overweight to me,
Looks about average. You however, despite the obvious issues with your naked body, look mildly anorexic.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I'm definately not anorexic.
I eat and eat and eat and eat and eat!

And he is overweight.
He may not look it in the picture, but he is.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Whatever Kate Moss!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Hahaha!
Trust me, though, I'm not anorexic.
I don't want to keep talking about this, though, because a friend of our family IS anorexic and it's a bit of an issue at the moment.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Fair enough.
Tell her to eat something.

/helpful blog
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I like how you assume it's a her.
It is, and she's getting better, but still...
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# 90% of people who suffer from eating disorders are female.
Assuming that the person is female is not outlandish.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# You have no genitalia
How do you masturbate?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Awful.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# * Gets cock out again...

He uses this!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Wanking by proxy
clever.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# You can fuck off calling mine poxy!
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Is he Weird Al Yankovics love-child?
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# ^this^
but needs more accordian
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Pretty Fly for a Rabbi
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:38, archived)
# He's got one of those rubber bricks you throw in swimming pools instead of a left foot.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# throwing
left feet into swimming pools is very unhygienic.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Bronze Swimming Medal win :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# have you made a DNA comparison between yourself and him yet?
nicely done
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Isn't he from the West Country?
That would just be a waste of time ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:39, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# :D
Makes a change to not be slagging off Archie and his kind ;)
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I'm from the West Country.
I can confirm it's full of toothless, fingerless, badger-fucking, unintelligble, inbred cunts.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:44, archived)
# ^Very much this.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:46, archived)
# You don't have to tell me!
I own the Idiots Guide to Stereotypes :D

Smelly French Bastards!
Pisshead Jocks!
Fucking Convict Australians!
Sheep Shagging Welshmen!

They're all in there :D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I find that offensive!
*Crunches carrot*
*Marries cousin*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:50, archived)
# That's not just any cousin.
That is a West Country cousin!*

*West Country Cousins may contain traces of brother, sister, mother, father and goat.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Ha!
:D
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# ?
I photoshopped my friend's clothes.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:45, archived)
# He looks nothing like me. Really.
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:47, archived)
# * Looks again....

* FWAPS
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Prove it!
*fools ClanSoul into posting more pictures for everyone to shop*
(, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:49, archived)