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# SATIRELOLZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# Brilllio


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# I was listening to a couple of Politicians on Radio 4 last night trying to justify the expenses system for MPs
I think they would have got the message across better if they had just played a 4minute 30 second sound clip of grunting pigs with their noses in a trough....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# As I see it, the crux of their argument...
is "MPs should be paid more then they wouldn't have to rip off the system".

Oooo-Kaaaayyyy
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# yes
the solution is a £40k pa pay rise for politicians... that's clearly what is needed... clearly. I don't know why we didn't think of it earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# More or less summed it up there^
But with more added:.... But we work so hard, we need these little privileges to make life bearable...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Which is the same argument that benefit cheats use
If my benefits weren't so shit I wouldn't have to do it

jacqui Smith got a pasting off Nicky Campbell this morning. She refused to discuss it, saying the new anti-terror measures were 'of more of a concern to the public'.
I thinmk not
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# there are no criminals
just the underpaid
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I replied to this and it doesn't seem to have posted -- strange
what I think I said way woo yay hoopla - nice work BBDO
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# BBDO?
Bel Biv De Oh?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I love this.
Almost as much as I hate sinister government ads.

I heard a radio advert the other day that was like : *sounds of happy laughter* "this is the sound of a nightclub where a bomb has NOT gone off because someone reported the suspicious behaviour of a terrorist who was buying chemicals..."

Soviet Britain...
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# arf!
Am liking this lots.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:03, archived)
# WOO!
spot on, lets drag them through the sleaze pits.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)