b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 9300423 (Thread)

# At a cinema near you...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:51, archived)
# It's worrying, y' know...
I don't even have to scroll down to know it's you....

:D

*clicks*


Edit: Also - it's not a very good filum, so unless you already have, I wouldn't bother.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:52, archived)
# I have...
...and you're right. very big letdown :( Am I becoming too predictable? :(
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Of course not! That's not what I meant, and you know it, sir....
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Aw...
...bless you! *Hugs* :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# what do you mean... becoming?
*scarpers*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *pokes with platinum-coated poking stick stolen from the very treasure hordes of Xerxes*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# oh... So THAT's where it ended up
/'noon fella
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# I knew you were going to say that...err...
*loads up Benny Hill theme tune and runs after* :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# NEXT WEEK ON 'TALKING TALKIES' WITH YOUR HOST SIR GRUNTFUTTOCK...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Wouldn't I need to develop some lovable speech / brain impediment?
a la Mr Ross?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Nah, this show is based on the good old days of gentlemen, facts and not liking much of anything ;)
...except for the leading ladies of course. They do a fine job, yes...fine...

Just a shame they can't be quite so ladylike OFFscreen. Harumph to this reporter not being invited to that party...
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Now, that sounds like my kind of ticket.
*hires Jessie as agent*

Let's go pitch it to QVC!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *Votes for Greg Scott to present the piece*
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# *waits for Archie to explain who Greg Scott is.....*
/Has no clue blog

Edit: Jesus, I just googled him - what a tosser.
Describes himself thus:

"A TV OR RADIO HOST, LIVE EVENT MC, WARM-UP ARTISTE OR VOICE-OVER GEEZER"

Quick precis, then - 'Dick'
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# actually, he's quite funny :)
/very self-depreciating on facebook, at any rate :)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:46, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Well to say this is excellent and well shopped is
rather superfluous as that really goes without saying. So I won't say woo either because you already knew I was going to say it ;)
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Thank you Maiden
:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# hello b3ta
I have been wanking working quite hard this morning.


What is for lunch?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:57, archived)
# I'm working on that one but I suspect it will be disappointing
ham sandwich probably
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I'm currently eatinga bowl of crunbchy nut cornflakes
then I am going to the shop to buy supplies and making Seven Happiness soup.

www.recipesource.com is a wonderful website for world foods :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# "crunbchy nut cornflakes"

Sounds nice?

8¬}
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Seven Happiness Soup! with herbs from a 6 Demon Bag?
Wind, Fire, all that kind of thing

/Big Trouble in Little China Blog
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:03, archived)
# There appears to be a linked image in your post.
What might it be linking to, I wonder?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# It's my pet gherkin, lurking!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:06, archived)
# You call your pet Gherkin 'Lurking'?
How odd.
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# Yes.. yes I do..

and I am 14 16 and a half
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Ah, the same Collar size as me!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Is that wit the bolt in, or out?
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Speak for yourself, sunshine
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# why is it always woo in your images :D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:58, archived)
# You're too kind...
...:D
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 12:59, archived)
# What ahandsome fellow
Darling for Bond, I say!
(, Tue 24 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)