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[challenge entry] Babies!


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(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:07, archived)
# bizarre
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:11, archived)
# I really need to see the original
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:16, archived)
# Try these
hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/babytraining.jpg
Or just search for "baby instructions"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
# Hahaha that's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# It's apparently theft from
this book.

To clarify: I mean the various websites ripping the work off wholesale, for their own gain. I'm not getting at HyperSquiZ's post.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:25, archived)
# ahh
so it's a joke made from something that was already a joke!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ...only less funny
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:28, archived)
# yeah,
thanks. think u've added the icing to all this.

;_;
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:31, archived)
# I intend testing all of this when I have one
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Re: "putting baby to bed"
that's where I slept for the first week of my life apparently. might explain a few things.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:43, archived)
# It was on /links a while back
http://www.b3ta.com/links/mildly amusing postnatal instruction leaflet
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha that's appalling!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)
# Aaaaargh, you shitter!

(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 17:20, archived)
# Didn't you just nick the funny 'NO' pictures
from the thing that was linked earlier and add your own text?

Surely the original was funny enough.

(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:17, archived)
#
well, yes. but I lack the time in my work schedule to make an iconic comedy sketch in the form of instructions. Plus I tend to be a bit lazy. I wont bother next time.

*puts head down and tries to make something slightly amusing himself from scratch*

edit: as for it being linked earlier, I didnt see. I happen to have just turned up and after reading the compo I found this image on google.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:24, archived)
# sucktion?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:18, archived)
#
I know, my spelling sucks. but meh.
(HyperSquiZ *Thbbbbbt*, Thu 26 Mar 2009, 16:22, archived)