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# This is why I don't understand footie fans
What sane personage would choose footie over sex?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# This is as hypnotic as it is wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Now zip back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# you've answered your own question
footie fans + sanity?????
come on now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I think that the pies they consume somehow leeching brainpower.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
Sex means do it yourself and be open to criticism and other pressures. Footie means you can just watch others and criticise them. Porn is somewhere in between.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I'm sure that sounded really clever when you heard that down the pub:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
#
Your dad told it to me. Lovely bloke. Massively disappointed mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha dad joke
Are you off school today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# are you two having some kind of tiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Naaa
It's more of a jpeg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha joke typecast
thanks for playing
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Yes. Erm, OK.
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
#
Thanks. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Both are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I take it that both spoil the rhythm of the macarena for you then
well done you purist
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# for you that is true
/scat lover blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# no no no
anyone that claims to not like football is just fooling themselves
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I would like football
but my knuckles don't drag along the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# la la la la fooling yourself

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Trust me
I'm waaaaaay too tall for them to reach the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# bend over
it is friday after all
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I only watch internationals so I can shout at the telly in the pub with a good excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I have adverts for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Well, it's a b3ta "thing" isn't it
a bandwagon of claiming to hate football if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I don't hate football
I just find myself indifferent to it on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# it is isn't it
i think everyone would feel better if they picked a team to follow and got stuck in
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# No, no, no

Because no.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# after a few yrs things change
its like.. you can only play a game so many times before it starts to lose its appeal
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)