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[challenge entry] heyyyyy macarena


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(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:00, archived)
# This is why I don't understand footie fans
What sane personage would choose footie over sex?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# This is as hypnotic as it is wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Now zip back up.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# you've answered your own question
footie fans + sanity?????
come on now
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:04, archived)
# I think that the pies they consume somehow leeching brainpower.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
#
Sex means do it yourself and be open to criticism and other pressures. Footie means you can just watch others and criticise them. Porn is somewhere in between.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I'm sure that sounded really clever when you heard that down the pub:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
#
Your dad told it to me. Lovely bloke. Massively disappointed mind.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# hahaha dad joke
Are you off school today?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# are you two having some kind of tiff?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Naaa
It's more of a jpeg:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha joke typecast
thanks for playing
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Yes. Erm, OK.
*pats on head*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
#
Thanks. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Both are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# I take it that both spoil the rhythm of the macarena for you then
well done you purist
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:16, archived)
# for you that is true
/scat lover blog:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# no no no
anyone that claims to not like football is just fooling themselves
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:20, archived)
# I would like football
but my knuckles don't drag along the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# la la la la fooling yourself

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Trust me
I'm waaaaaay too tall for them to reach the ground.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# bend over
it is friday after all
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# I only watch internationals so I can shout at the telly in the pub with a good excuse
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# I have adverts for that.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Well, it's a b3ta "thing" isn't it
a bandwagon of claiming to hate football if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# I don't hate football
I just find myself indifferent to it on telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# it is isn't it
i think everyone would feel better if they picked a team to follow and got stuck in
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# No, no, no

Because no.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# after a few yrs things change
its like.. you can only play a game so many times before it starts to lose its appeal
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# If he is still interested in football after the offer of number 6
Dude..you've got problems.
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# hahahaa
but football?
Rugby and sex are mutually compatible and can be done at the same time. Both on and off the pitch
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:02, archived)
# I'm welsh love
no need to preach to the choir ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:05, archived)
# Amen brother
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Yes - I understand now
where are you from? I'm from Port Talbot originally
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# originally Sospan
we have a hint more sun
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# strange shaped balls
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:07, archived)
# us welsh women dont mess around love
;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:09, archived)
# ^ this
A Welshman was in court accused of necrophilia.
When the charge was read out, he exclaimed "Oh I'm sorry your honour - I didn't realise the was dead - I thought she was English"
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# sniggers in a justifiably non-racist way
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Ok, so I've got the footy on...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:03, archived)
# turns sound up...
.........When I dance they call me macarena and the boys they say that I´m buena they all want me, they can´t have me ...
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:06, archived)
# wait? you're female?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# my tits tell me yeah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hmmmm. pics or it isn't true!
/sexist arse blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# lifts skirt photographs knee area
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# everyone knows the sexiest thing about a woman is her ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I think the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a skirt that finished about 3/4 of the way down the calf
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# why on earth would she be riding a calf? it should be a goat, or no animal at all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Particularly
When they are around the back of her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Show us a picture of your knob
else it's very tiny not true.

Wait... this is b3ta and any excuse to show a picture of their knobs and all that...

wait I retract this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I am prepared to do this, but I have to get a hold of a camera first.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# They're all afraid to..
in case its not as magenta as everyone elses
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# haha
magenta envy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It happens a lot around here
it's a kind of male b3tan mentality that they think all other b3tans must be males.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I assumed you were for ages despite your username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I find your lack of gender recognition disturbing
My picture is on my website as well as my Vimeo page what I find it annoying (and it does annoy me) that despite this easily sourced images people still attempt to wind me up with the whole I thought you were a bloke crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I honestly did - then it clicked.
I hadn't seen any pics of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Apparently it's the badger icon
for some reason nature does not have female badgers they mate by symbiosis with mushrooms and snakes whilst dancing.

/sarcasm blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *learns*
*humbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# talking of which
Did you see Kate Humble's tits on telly last night! Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Who's Kate Humble and why would I be interested in her 'tits'
Does she keep an aviary?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# yes she does - with Bill Oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# sad reflection on wider society :(
*adds b3ta to list of places to "deal with" come the revolution
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# well, I don't typically assume one way or the other.
but as soon as someone says they're female I do the tired old ASL joke. So I'm the arsehole type male b3tan.

I'm sad and lonely.

And marking first year maths assignments.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Drops monocle
women? on B3ta?

what next
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Yes we have taken to driving cars and the really revolutionary ones
like me, who in sexist male terms would be labelled a commie lesbian bitch, actually drives buses! hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Yay for commie lesbian bitch bus drivers
The main thing is do you like jaffa cakes and drink tea. Aside from this I can tolerate any other perspective
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yes Jaffa Cakes and Tea are wonderful stuff
nectar points of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# HA! Next you'll be saying you're able to vote....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Don't be silly we women have not chained ourselves to railing
outside 10 11 Downing Street for the right to have our pseudo-democratic vote totally disregarded by a bunch of brainless automatons of the state. Nobody should vote they're not representative of the people of this isle anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# my fantastic sister lived in new york for several years
One year around election time they had pollsters in the street, asking people who they would vote for.

After the fourth or fifth day of telling the same guy at the same bus stop that she was English and couldn't vote she decided to wind him up by pointing out that it was LUDICROUS to ask her how she would vote as she was a woman, and civilised countries don't let women vote. Her insistance that it wasn't allowed in England made him confused and scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
your sister has a great sense of humour - this is truly the way of Women's Liberation with ironic humour that confuses the stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Unfortunately it goes against my Father's advice
which I have always believed in.

"Don't mock the afflicted"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# although i do find that a simple knock-knock joke
will work with most men ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha
you have found their level
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I object to this
but I forget why, because I am distracted by bright colours, and thinking about the boobs of ladies and my own winkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's more common than you think
And some of us even VOTE, have no children, and ride horses in a non-sidesaddle manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# hahahahah! I may have to print and frame this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:08, archived)
# i would be honoured if you did
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# I'm lucky James hates football
unless it's Plymouth but you can't really call that football - Oh dear I made a football pun roflcopter.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:14, archived)
# What's sex?
I dont like watching football much either


not much hope really.

still, cake sounds like a great idea
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I wouldn't even care if he watched the football while we sexed
But sadly, no go :(
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Option 9
Go down doggie style and offer bum as convenient pint / bowl of crisps rest.

May just work...
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)