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# wait? you're female?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:10, archived)
# my tits tell me yeah!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:12, archived)
# hmmmm. pics or it isn't true!
/sexist arse blog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:15, archived)
# lifts skirt photographs knee area
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:18, archived)
# everyone knows the sexiest thing about a woman is her ankles.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I think the sexiest thing a woman can wear is a skirt that finished about 3/4 of the way down the calf
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# why on earth would she be riding a calf? it should be a goat, or no animal at all
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Particularly
When they are around the back of her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:05, archived)
# Show us a picture of your knob
else it's very tiny not true.

Wait... this is b3ta and any excuse to show a picture of their knobs and all that...

wait I retract this
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I am prepared to do this, but I have to get a hold of a camera first.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# They're all afraid to..
in case its not as magenta as everyone elses
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# haha
magenta envy
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# It happens a lot around here
it's a kind of male b3tan mentality that they think all other b3tans must be males.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:17, archived)
# I assumed you were for ages despite your username
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:19, archived)
# I find your lack of gender recognition disturbing
My picture is on my website as well as my Vimeo page what I find it annoying (and it does annoy me) that despite this easily sourced images people still attempt to wind me up with the whole I thought you were a bloke crap.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# I honestly did - then it clicked.
I hadn't seen any pics of you!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Apparently it's the badger icon
for some reason nature does not have female badgers they mate by symbiosis with mushrooms and snakes whilst dancing.

/sarcasm blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *learns*
*humbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# talking of which
Did you see Kate Humble's tits on telly last night! Magnificent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Who's Kate Humble and why would I be interested in her 'tits'
Does she keep an aviary?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# yes she does - with Bill Oddie
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 10:34, archived)
# sad reflection on wider society :(
*adds b3ta to list of places to "deal with" come the revolution
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:21, archived)
# well, I don't typically assume one way or the other.
but as soon as someone says they're female I do the tired old ASL joke. So I'm the arsehole type male b3tan.

I'm sad and lonely.

And marking first year maths assignments.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# Drops monocle
women? on B3ta?

what next
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Yes we have taken to driving cars and the really revolutionary ones
like me, who in sexist male terms would be labelled a commie lesbian bitch, actually drives buses! hehe ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Yay for commie lesbian bitch bus drivers
The main thing is do you like jaffa cakes and drink tea. Aside from this I can tolerate any other perspective
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# Yes Jaffa Cakes and Tea are wonderful stuff
nectar points of the gods
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# HA! Next you'll be saying you're able to vote....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Don't be silly we women have not chained ourselves to railing
outside 10 11 Downing Street for the right to have our pseudo-democratic vote totally disregarded by a bunch of brainless automatons of the state. Nobody should vote they're not representative of the people of this isle anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# my fantastic sister lived in new york for several years
One year around election time they had pollsters in the street, asking people who they would vote for.

After the fourth or fifth day of telling the same guy at the same bus stop that she was English and couldn't vote she decided to wind him up by pointing out that it was LUDICROUS to ask her how she would vote as she was a woman, and civilised countries don't let women vote. Her insistance that it wasn't allowed in England made him confused and scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# haha
your sister has a great sense of humour - this is truly the way of Women's Liberation with ironic humour that confuses the stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Unfortunately it goes against my Father's advice
which I have always believed in.

"Don't mock the afflicted"
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# although i do find that a simple knock-knock joke
will work with most men ;)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# haha
you have found their level
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# I object to this
but I forget why, because I am distracted by bright colours, and thinking about the boobs of ladies and my own winkie.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# It's more common than you think
And some of us even VOTE, have no children, and ride horses in a non-sidesaddle manner.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 27 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)