The only good thing about Easter is Terry's chocolate oranges.Pretty much all the other stuff you get fuck all actual chocolate and one mini mars bar or something. They think they can fool us with their hollow eggs, I SHALL NOT BE FOISTED SO EASILY!!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13,
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you get a cup and quite a few mini creme eggs with the creme egg one.
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:14,
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The only acceptable purpose I can see for the cup is breaking the egg open, but that's largely superflous to a fist.Also aren't the mini creme eggs all rubbish and mixed up, much like those mini scotch eggs you get?
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:20,
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When you say mixed up, with what?Mine were mixed up with othere creme eggs, so I wasn't too upset.
Their middles are too orange though, there needs to be more white.
The reason for cups is that they are useful if you live with a clumsy oaf such as myself.
(Their middles are too orange though, there needs to be more white.
The reason for cups is that they are useful if you live with a clumsy oaf such as myself.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:21,
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Exactly, much like mini scotch eggs they are just a vague orangey mess.Though those mini scotch eggs with the ham in too are quite nice.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:25,
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The little baconny ones?Yes. Cutting them in half and putting them on pizza is disgusting but rather nice.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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What a gourmet!Do you then deep fry the pizza?
Actually despite the fact I used to think ham and pineapple pizzas were the stupidest thing in the history of man I've started actually eating the pineapple now. It's still not particularly classy though.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29,
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Actually despite the fact I used to think ham and pineapple pizzas were the stupidest thing in the history of man I've started actually eating the pineapple now. It's still not particularly classy though.
you fucking disappoint methat pizza is the single greatest atrocity the hawaiians have ever purpetrated on man kind
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:30,
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Well they don't have a serious enough military or naval fleet to crush our citiesso they set out try to slowly discredit and undermind our culture.
Also I'm sorry but as an Italian I can tell you two things:
One, pretty much every pizza variation you get over here isn't as classy as a plain margarita which has just come out of a stone oven, and two in Italy you can buy pizzas with chips on.
FUCKING CHIPS!
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:36,
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Also I'm sorry but as an Italian I can tell you two things:
One, pretty much every pizza variation you get over here isn't as classy as a plain margarita which has just come out of a stone oven, and two in Italy you can buy pizzas with chips on.
FUCKING CHIPS!
i'm asking the missus about this...you're right the best pizza i've ever had was a margarita baked in a proper stone oven. but i judge english pizzas, italian pizzas and american pizzas by entirely different standards.they're impossible to compare
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:43,
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Well this is the tiny southern italian village where my father comes, which has a non-existant tourist industry because it's in the middle of the mountains.So that means the Italians actually eat that shit. I also remember absolutely years back when everyone decided to get massive pizzas instead of cooking that someone ordered one with stilton and tuna on. IN FUCKING ITALY!
Admittedly it was probably actually Gorgonzola and my parents were trying to persuade me to eat by saying it was stilton.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49,
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Admittedly it was probably actually Gorgonzola and my parents were trying to persuade me to eat by saying it was stilton.
Only when I'm on a diet.There aren't that many classy foods about, certainly not where pizza's concerned. Or at least, not once they've been mashed into a paste with saliva.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:31,
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you get your food pre-chewed? how decadent Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:34,
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It's a new adult baby niche.Adult Baby Starling.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:35,
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i'm allergic to cocoa so easter is great for mefrom my perspective its a die when everyone eats toxic brown ovoids, because a hippy got nailed to a tree. worst holiday of the year.
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:20,
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New Year's Eve as someone who doesn't drink, fucking beat that.Actually pretty much every day of pitiful misible life as someone who doesn't drink......
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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are you allergic to alcohol or just an abstainer? Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:29,
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Abstainer I suppose.Just never seen the point, a hallmark of my crushing social ineptitude and isolation really.
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:39,
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Top tip for you thenGo to Hotel Chocolat.
Get an egg from them and you will note that its shell is almost a centimeter thick or so.
They're real bastards to break up, but so damn thick.
Also, expensive.
Really, really, expensive for a chocolate egg (one with extra choccies with it costs about £20).
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Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:49,
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Get an egg from them and you will note that its shell is almost a centimeter thick or so.
They're real bastards to break up, but so damn thick.
Also, expensive.
Really, really, expensive for a chocolate egg (one with extra choccies with it costs about £20).