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# Here's an ostrich


Can someone tell me what RIS means? It took me two years to figure out CDC and that's pretty obvious.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:12, archived)
# FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Someone told me Big Bird was a girl once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# before the surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# is/was you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# I heard this too.
s/he does have impressively long eyelashes. Not as long as that snuffleupagus though.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# Who I'm also convinced is a boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:20, archived)
# So there could be some pachyderm/avian sexy tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# NO BECAUSE BIG BIRD IS A BOY.
Well, there still could be, but it'd be gaysexytime and probably no babies would ensue.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# trunk reacharound!
everyone is a winner
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I reckon those eyelashes would make for a tickly rimfest.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:25, archived)
# do you reckon anyone's ever snuck into Sesame Street at night,
got into one of the 2-person costumes, and had sex?

I like the idea of people shagging in a wildly contorting snuffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It'd be difficult
but I want desperately to achieve that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Pantomine Whores!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:30, archived)
# FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# snuffleupagus is definitely stoned, regardless of anything else
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I love snuffleupagus.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# hhhhhiiiiiiiii biiiiirrrrrddddd
heeeeeyyyyyy osscccaaaarrrrr, dooon't beeee suuuchh aaa grrroooooucccchhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Everyone should be more like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# everyone should castigate the homeless for, unsuprisingly, being a little less than chipper about their lot?
fuck snuffleugpagus, tory prick
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:33, archived)
# I might put you in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:35, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Thought as much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:37, archived)
# i'm about to eat pastrami on rye bread with mustard
oy vey

i'll let you know how it gets on
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You're so cute.
Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Centre for Disease Control.
Something to do with Morrisons. Basically 'I don't get it'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Prepare for RISFEST!




Hope that helps :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
#


Click for bigger (295 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# oh god
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# things that rhyme are fun
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Acestrich!
Someone posted a pic of a Morrisons shop with the letters MOR---ONS
missing. Everyone looked at what was there and went RIS? It became Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Thanks
I always assumed it was an acronym.
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# I'm in a fluffy mood today, despite the spring flu, so here it is:
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I hate it when compressible structures acquire an ailment
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:15, archived)
# it's worse when the cogs get sick... shit EVERYWHERE.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# fucking shitty cogs!
*shakes fist angrilly*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:18, archived)
# Me me me me me me!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# *points to self*
I started it.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:16, archived)
# OstRIS
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:21, archived)
# Hunark sounds like a car name!
I know RIS has roots in something to do with a broken morrisons sign, but i equate it to "RISon" as in "reason", as in "what is the reason for this"?

Erm - hope that clarifies things
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:24, archived)
# MORrisONS
We were supposed to laugh at "MORONS"..
But I said "ris? i don't get it"
To be ironic.
Pretending not to see the more obvious choice of joke.
And everyone followed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:26, archived)
# ah i see
ill add it to my burgeoning 'insiders b3ta know-how' book.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Arf!
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 12:29, archived)
# I love your anims
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 16:14, archived)