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# MAST CAT IS WATCHING YOU....
THREADJACK IT IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I AM TYPING IN CAPS YAY
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:55, archived)
# Happy B3tatiems!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# HELLO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:57, archived)
# HAPPY B3TADAY!
AND MANY MORE ETC
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 5:58, archived)
# H3D SOF!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:03, archived)
# HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SOF
LARGE LETTERLY LOVE TO THEE

ALSO IT IS SIX PM

we had a capital jape this morning (April 1st)
came in to work and they'd only taken the bloody doors off
doing some glazing without telling anybody in the building
all blocked up with scaffolding til after lunch
capital japes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:05, archived)
# I did an even better april fool's jape
I called in sick then went to the doctor and pretended i was sick

he gave me a jar to poo in and a note saying that I can't go to work for the rest of the week

I haven't pooed in the jar yet because it was after midday when I got home
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:09, archived)
# What type of jar did you select, Nutella or Vegemite perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:15, archived)
# yeah I was going to stay home too
and be all like AHA! APRIL FOOOOOLS when they finally tracked me down

but it's been a good day
workin' an' a-shirkin'
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:22, archived)
# Fill the jar with dog poo
and inform us of the results - top japery and highjinks right there! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:26, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:06, archived)
# Merry Lampoonery-Filled CandleDay!
*toasts* \o/
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:27, archived)
# HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY!
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(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:32, archived)
# CAPS WHAT MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 6:43, archived)