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(I helped save b3ta! hYpe is haunted by humans, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:34, archived)
# SEX

This picture contains it.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:36, archived)
# this ^
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Mmmmmm. Look at that tache.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# that'd chafe yer giblets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Nah, the wife's tachy and I'm alright with him.
Far too much information there, but you started it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# I was just surmising
not actually having any lady parts, y'know
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Lady parts having is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm not sure how ladies make it through the day
... I'd spend all my time naked ... probably jiggling slightly.... singing

"I AM A WOMAN - I'M SEX - there's noooo part of me that isn't fun and great to looooook AT! check it out..."

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:50, archived)
# By being invariably depressed about our jiggly bits.
also: come on. I've read some vile things online about what most men apparently think of cellulite, stretchmarks, uneven skin tone, women with pubic hair (so not children, then), curves, tits that don't point skywards etc etc etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:51, archived)
# ha
it's all good
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I've never found myself in want of a lay, so I'm assuming so.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# well - I suppose
I personally enjoy a bit of jiggle in a lady, but that's only a personal preference - I have at least one friend who goes for women who look like 12 year old boys, so clearly it's not a universal truth.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:54, archived)
# My mate is a self confessed leg man
and his girlfriend will be the first to admit she's got chicken legs, bless her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:55, archived)
# see?
just because you express a preference does not mean that it's a requirement.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Yeah, alright, I'm not going to go off on one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# all women are lovely.
It's just that some are lovelier women. That has little to do with saggy arses though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:56, archived)
# There's a girl who works here that you'd put holes in your nads for
she's got a model's figure, and a face a bit like Halle Berry. She's a right bitch though, so nobody seems to fancy her :D

I keep thinking 'if only she'd keep her mouth shut, there'd probably be a ring on that finger by now'.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:57, archived)
# she'd have about 30 seconds to talk to me and prove she's not a twat
and no amount of 'Cosmopolitan endorsed' figure would fix it if she were.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:05, archived)
# If I could mute her, I'd wrap her up in a bow for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# "about what most men apparently think"
Yeah, like they would know. Not.
C'mon, who do you think writes that sort of stuff? I wouldn't trust their value judgement of a sausage, let alone a human being.

Edit: And anyway, who gives a fuck about "most men"? That sort of "most people" thinking leads to McDonalds happy meals and turkey twizzlers.

Edit Edit: ...and those utterly risible magazine 'photo-shopo-graphs'. The faces! They look like they're made of blancmange, fresh out of the mould. It really creeps me out.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Hence the apparently.
For once I really wasn't bitching, I'm in an alright mood and I managed to make the wife almost break his CD player at the weekend by showing him my undies so I'm feeling good about myself for once.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:00, archived)
# O_O
good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Ted Danson ... what ever happened to him...?
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:38, archived)
# He got refitted as a transformer
ans now spends his days transforming between a chair and a terracotta army of spectacularly fat gnomes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:43, archived)
# ha
it all makes sense now.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:46, archived)
# still working apparently
doing a lot of quality television...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:45, archived)
# what no Rutger Hauer?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089457/
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 13:40, archived)