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# Oh Noes!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# AHH PRESS ALL BUTTONS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# i imagined that in a hillbilly accent.
much like fat bart simpson's classic 'ahh wash mahself with a raaag on a stick' line.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# Tab? I'd like a tab.
Oh, no time for that now, I have to work.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# "I'm just amazed that for once Dad's butt prevented the escape of toxic ga..." "BART!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# "i cant decide without pictures!"
that is one of my 2 fave simpsons eps of all time. The other one is 'homer badman'

Ahhhh.... simpsons when it was GOOD. *reminisces*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# I have too many favourite episodes... the 21(?) short stories one, Cape Feare (*sings* The Thompsons!)
the barts comet one... etc etc etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Brother From Another Series
and Cape Feare are ace
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
The any key? There isn't any any key!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *fetches fat guy hat*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# *offers a sack of popcorn as compensation*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# got this halfway through a presentation at a conference last week
made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# you put it in one of the slides?
You devil, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# no.
apparently the presentation computer couldn't handle videos... which was particularly cuntsome as I had six to show. Computer crashed twice. First time, just a freeze, so I reset it, and continued hoping all would be well. Next time I played the video BSoD appeared.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Ah, the old 'Never, EVER do it live' mantra...
A truly laxative experience.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# LOL!
*awaits linux fanboy Kebab* ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I'm too predictable.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Don't worry, he'll be busy with the first frame for a few minutes yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# Zing!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# no need.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# why is their window using windows 98
get with the times
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# 3.1 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# 3.11 for workgroups RULEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# erm...no

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:57, archived)
# WINDOWS CAN KISS THE FATTEST PART OF MY HAIRY ARSE.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# What about the hairiest part of your fat arse?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# it's not the same as the fattest part of my hairy arse.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# You have been spending too much time studying your arse
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# Which is the fastest part?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# The bottom of the left cheek.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# I can't remember the last time I got BSOD
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:18, archived)
# hahahahaha....
I hate mine too.

20 minutes to PDF a two page document.
All IT say is, I shouldn't me using Media Player, and only open one Adobe application at a time.

Really fucking helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Well learn latex you tard
and run a decent operating system.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# Yeah I would tard
if I was allowed to use my own computer at work!

FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# get a better job where you can.
THERE IS A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEMS

:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Yeah, because Linux has such a reach into the corporate world...
Oh, sorry, got that wrong, it really doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:08, archived)
# well that's not my fault
I'm going to put this in the thread just in case it's been missed...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Fanboy...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Would you like to see my tux fan art?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# What, Again???
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:17, archived)
# hahahah, wtf? Bloody techies
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# do not upset a techie.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# But it's so easy...
As you've just proved!

:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# have I upset one? or am I upset?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I have no idea,
and it's of little consequence as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# everything is of very little consequence
/philosophical bog.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# I'm going to buy an EeePC with XP to spite you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)
# your money.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# BE IRRITATED OTHERWISE IT'S WORTHLESS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# if you waste your money this is funny to me.
i would lol and would not be irritated. I WOULD LOL TOASTEDCHEESE I WOULD LOL.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# ono bkfir'd
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# EAT IT!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Yeah
nothing to do with the fact that I've had the same PC for nearly seven years with no upgrades, apart from a CD burner... LAST YEAR
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# seven years? then perhaps you shouldn't have media player onpen, and more than one adobe app running....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:09, archived)
# windows?gah..............and it's jerky...tch!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 8 Apr 2009, 13:21, archived)