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# fuuuuckkkk... i've just seen an advert saying
'been refused a credit card by everyone else?
We'll still approve you.

49.99% APR'


fuckkk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:04, archived)
# I want to put out some adverts that read:
"been refused a credit card by everyone else?
That's because you're a fucking theif!
Don't go trying to get any more credit, you scumbag.
People like you are half the reason for the
current GLOBAL FUCKING RECESSION! Get a job."
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# "Do you have more going out than you have coming in? THEN STOP BORROWING MONEY YOU'RE NO FUCKING GOOD AT IT"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:10, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:06, archived)
# I think Vinnie the loan shark down the street offers better rates than that
on the other hand, the company whose advert you saw probably won't break your knees if you're a day late on payment.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:07, archived)
# too true. bones mend, credit rating is for life :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:09, archived)
# Yes but arguably bones are more important.
For standing and shit....
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:11, archived)
# I just watched Comedy Vehicle, its really good.
the recession one is probably the best I've seen thus far, though the one about Del Boy was particularly good too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:14, archived)
# Did you burn your face on an iron?
Why not sue Prometheus, the greek god who invented fire? Or an iron-aged chieftain for having the temerity to popularise the metal.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:18, archived)
# I don't want that of Radio 4
I don't want them wasting money on being young and hip, I want them to pay for more comedy programs where the presenters replace actual content with simply changing pace and pitch of their speech
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:25, archived)
# Easter special.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Apr 2009, 2:08, archived)