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# ?
.... ?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:58, archived)
# kill it
with catnip
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:59, archived)
# don't you mean catnippp
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:00, archived)
# No, it's trying to kill Catnippp
Everyone is, right?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# OMG, BLOOD ON THE PILLOW, THE GOVERMENT IS TO BLAMES
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# No, just a victim of ear rape.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:07, archived)
# Ear rape?
Nah, they're just trying to fuck a bit of sense into him.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# "Here, have the Spooge Of Wisdom™"
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Hahah!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Sounds a bit "Dungeons and Dragons", doesn't it?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Aye, just a bit
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:29, archived)
# well that explains that crusty stain on the side of my face
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:08, archived)
# Sure you didn't
just fall asleep while eating a pie?
We've all done it sometime.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# I don't eat pie
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Probably spooge, then.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:14, archived)
# aargghhh alien cat
*anyone who knows of a good endless scrolling background tutorial for PS post a link,thx*
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:01, archived)
# Someone sent me one ages ago...
...that I think Maiden was responsible for. Unfortunately, the link is on a different PC...

::Edit:: Check your mail.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)
#
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:24, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:02, archived)
# Exceedingly sinister! This just hit my inbox:
Hi Jahled

I almost never send out these emails, but I wanted to let you know about something huge that's going on at Worth1000 now. As you might already know, Worth1000 is a contest site primarily dedicated to Photoshopping images.

Over the 7 years since Worth1000 launched, I have been asked by thousands of people who viewed our Photoshop contests: How do I make images like the amazing Worth1000 entries?

Most were asking because traditional desktop software was simply too expensive or hard to learn. Seriously, $2,000 for editing tools?! It was time for a change. I decided it was my responsibility to the awesome design community at Worth1000 to be the one to do it.

So, I created Aviary

Aviary, is a suite of free design tools. Now anyone with internet access can use them without installing anything. You just need to visit Aviary and you're all set.

Aviary should be enough for anyone to get started making some really amazing images (and other types of media). Aviary also allows you to share and work on files with other people in the Aviary community, which makes it even easier to learn.

So far we have released 4 applications into public beta, with many more planned:

- Phoenix: an image editor (similar to Adobe Photoshop / Gimp)
- Raven: a vector editor (useful for logos / and clothing design)
- Toucan: a color editor
- Peacock: an effects editor

We even created an entire free education center where people can learn how to make awesome effects!

If you enjoyed Worth1000, I hope you'll also take the time to try out Aviary

At the very least, I encourage you to let anyone interested in image editing to know about it. Feel free to forward this email to a friend.

The more people that try out our software, the less big corporations will be able to charge to use their software! In a time. when every penny counts, this is vitally important to keeping art software affordable for artists of all ages. Together, we can make a difference.

Here's a special page for Worth1000 users only:
www.aviary.com/home?worth1000

Sincerely,

Avi Muchnick
Creator of Worth1000

How can you get through life with a name such as Avi Muchnick?

(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:09, archived)
# an advertisement for something?
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Did you reply with
"Oompah, loompah, ompidy-doo..."
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I was, and still am to reply 'fuck off you copyright stealing cunt'
given that's what you loose if you post on that site

which seems part of my sniggering at this email to be honest
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:16, archived)
# But to be fair
Worth1000's given some newbies some cracking good first b3ta posts...
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Well observed mate,

it just essentially cracks me up they offer all these tools just so they can have complete control over anything you might work on and post

and hence why one day I will give Rob a big hug for never going down that avenue; he does stuff like offer to host our stuff, for free
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Does it have Lens Flare?
No Lens Flare = Rubbish.

And they'd better allow Comic Sans text.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:26, archived)
# Elon Musk seems to manage alright.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:52, archived)
# Hmmmm...
Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:10, archived)
# fuhhhhh!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:11, archived)
# arghh!
beware
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 23:17, archived)