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# Maybe too late for easter ...
 
But anything to take my mind off that disappointingly execrable Red Dwarf cockblister ...



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(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:08, archived)
# there's a kfc opening soon within walking distance of me
yeah!

toxic shit fried in death with bits of rat!

yay!

nom!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# That happened in Japan, a rat fell into the batter and got fried
But then they like that kind of thing there
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# my favourite rodent-based food mishap has to be this:
www.twfuller.com/funeral/mouse_bread.jpg

I love the way he has been sliced into fist of the north star style layers and staggered
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:11, archived)
# mmmmm, mousey bread :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Fist of the North?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:20, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-j4PDRJPv8g
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# The unheard of sidekick of the Hammer of Scotland
Shame on you, if you don't know who that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# D:
D:
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I think this story is applied to every kfc ever
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:15, archived)
# oi - less KFC hatz0rz!
I find them to be the nicest of the major fast food places, despite what all the doom mongering whingers say about mutated chickens and cancer chips.

Yes i am ignorant, but i trust my belly.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# *uses belly examiner*
Woah!!

dude

take up extreme sports or something, live life to the fullest while you can

*puts away belly examiner and walks away crying 'it's so tragic'*


:D

Last KFC I had took 24 hours to pass through me!

oh yeah!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:16, archived)
# erm, well i went skiing for the first time last month
it wasnt very extreme, but i did bruise my ribs DUUUDE!

Ill take up extreme mouse wheel scrolling from now on :-D


your comment on things passing through you made me think of your wonderful product illustration of that food recycler TM - please repost it!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:19, archived)
# food recycler?
eep, I don't know what you mean?!

:/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# the pipes going from a lady's arse into some persons mouth
*patents*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# ah, "chocolate strawberry"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:25, archived)
# yey!
I do like your drawings. They are slightly unhinged in a genuinely disturbing way (especially those mutants made out of tits and cocks) - kinda like charles bronsons doodles! The trademark throbbing just makes them better.

I mean that as a compliment.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yay
I gotta sort out erm.. cs2 and then I can throb again!

If I could somehow mix up myself, walrus man and cockweasle I'd be on to a complete winner
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# and mutated monty.
FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:04, archived)
# oh yeah
:D

this thought pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:22, archived)
# I think you mean
XTREEEEEM mouse wheel scrolling
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:21, archived)
# I agree.
Since when you buy a box of leg or breast or whatever, it's quite clear what you're getting.

Yes it's greasy, yes it's fatty and unhealthy. But I imagine it's beyond the wit of even the colonel to fake proper chicken taste and on-the-bone texture of the meat.

Otherwise, Linda McCartney's ghost would be doing it.
(Guizmeaux, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:22, archived)
# yeah I eat the legs and breats and recognisable bits
stuff like burgers and popcorn chicken... NAY...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:28, archived)
# IT HAS MEATS IN IT
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:29, archived)
# *zips up*
crap! rumbled!

*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# No, they found meat in her meals once
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:37, archived)
# hah
by meat do you mean "legally meat" or just meat waste?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:57, archived)
# "hurry up and die, there's a one legged chick hopping mad with waiting"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:30, archived)
# gets a hoopla from me
just for mentioning Bejams
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:15, archived)
# awesome :D
i prefer maryland chicken though
about 50p for a bucket full of assorted bird limbs
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# haha!
"that wasn't chicken"™
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:18, archived)
# BARRY CHRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha! woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:09, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeasy Queasy
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:17, archived)
# An Izzardism:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Yay loaves and fishies
sod the 5,000 it's all mine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:10, archived)
# that bready stuff looks pretty nice actually
mmmm - peshwari naan goodness

I just noticed the 'finger crucifixing good' bit - ACTUALOL

Braveaux!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:13, archived)
# i really wish that image wasn't making me so hungry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:14, archived)
# Dear KFC,
I have nailed my fingers to some planks of wood.


Now what?
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 14 Apr 2009, 18:42, archived)
# Lick 'em
;-p
(SenorPlankton is finding silly things to do ..., Tue 14 Apr 2009, 19:39, archived)