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# Anyone else prefer the happy funerals of yesteryear? Today's morose affairs are so dull...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# "i'm not dead!"
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# how can we be sure?
(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# generic comeback #47 not found
restarting
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# nothing generic about my comeback
I've not eaten any asparagus.
(waxdart hello., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)
# good to hear
there are still some sane people about
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Agreed
At least they knew how to have a fun time.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# My funeral will feature my flaming body being hurled into the north sea by a giant trebuchet.
Should be a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# wow
no expense spared
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# WHahahahahaaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# your rosebuds are numbered
gather them now
for rosebuds sake
and if your arms aren't too encumbered
gather a bud or two for Jake...!

Jake Thackray was a God in Swale dale!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Here Here!
*sings "Oh Sister Josephine...."
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# "... dressed only in your wimple and your rosary..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# haha
this reminds me of Wisconsin Death Trip


also, apparently when Princess Margaret's funeral cortege came through Slough, someone threw a kebab on the windscreen to accompany the flowers
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# the kebab was for the afterlife
a kind thought id say
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Needs more Jade Goody
But nice!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 15 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)