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# I Said! .....i'm driving! :|
(Fly Projector, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:24, archived)
# That's exactly what my cat looked like this morning
as I was trying to give him his tablets.

Fine... stay snotty then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# There is an easy way to give them pills
and the method becomes quite obvious when you consided how much time they spend showing you their arsehole.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# Easy way is to hold them with 4 strong men,
use a stick to pry the mouth open and a bucket of water to swallow it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Hahaha. It's a hell of a lot easier to hold them by the scruff of the neck to imobilise them
then squeeze the corners of their mouth so their jaw opens. Then watch them run off to crap in your shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Thats what we spent 20 minutes trying to do this morning
He's pretty good, in that he won't scratch or bite, he just manges to twist his body in 15 different directions at once
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:43, archived)
# You need you get a good grip of the flesh over the front shoulders and neck and pull up.
If you do it right it's reflex for them to hand there and not move a muscle.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:46, archived)
# ^this
let them know who's boss
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:52, archived)
# You have to with any pet.
It really pisses me off when you see pet owners in public let their pets dominate them. No matter how unwittingly the do it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:59, archived)
# It's quite easy, just use the right tone of voice and sometimes slap them a bit
Never leave your kids alone with a dog and always know that cats think they own you :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# My folks left me along with the dog. I think it depends on the dog.
I find if cats know you're the boss they're a lot more effectonate (although they still will try and wrap you round their little fingers).
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Well if you smaller or the same height of dogs they might see you as prey
or competition...kids usually touch them and of course it depends of the character of the dog, but even the luvely dogs can give a warning snap.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
# aw
are they poorly?

give them some grass (non-allucinogenic sort)

ning Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# nings nibs
Yeah, got two from a shelter on the weekend. The tabby's got a cold and the b&w one won't go near us. But at least he's eating and he's not sitting on the powderkeg that is the back of my telly anymore
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# aww, give em a week or two
one they sniff everything out they'll be fine

if they start washing each other's arses you know they're happy
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# There is always bribery
I find that if you go to the fishmonger and get some offcuts and steam them they'll quite happily come up to you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# No photo not real!
The two I had came from a shelter too. THey were kittens but their mother was feral. Too two weeks for the second one to come up to me.
At least it's only a cold though. My two had ear mites and an amaebiod infection that meant they whee shitting soup round the flat for about a month.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Photos forthcoming...
I have a couple of crap-o-vision ones on my phone, but I can't find the data cable to get em onto 'puter
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# I'm very lucky with that sort of stuff.
GOt a tiny lil techie sotore down the road which appears to have a tardis interior and as they import everything sell stuff under half the price of the bigger store.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:50, archived)
# What's wrong with the kittens?
When I give my little guy his flea pill, I hide it in some meat. He can't tell the difference
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Tryed that, he ate around it
We've resorted to hiding it in cheese.

Which I'm a little concerne3d about since if milks bad for them how can they eat cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# hahahaha! I wish I had a cat chauffeur....
'nings everyone, on this rather wet thursday!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# nings Steve
is it still raining?

I hadn't noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# it was just spitting....
by the way, anyone know what a "code 3" is on the london underground?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# Circle Line Bum Orgy with Swarfega
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# well, I know the circle line has sever delays as a passenger was ill on a train today... Too much Swarfega I guess...
the "Code 3" at TCR apparently required a lot of staff to rush to the platform according to the tannoy... I'm guessing someone went under a train...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:42, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# It means a terrorist just blew up Clapham South tube station. I wouldn't worry too much
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Actually, if they blew up Redfern Station here in Sydney, the station might look better
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# Some Swedish girls are spotted
in bikinis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:51, archived)
# It's sunny overhere....or do you have a steaming wet lady overthere?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# "a"? I have many - I work in a sauna, don'tcha know?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# Usually Sauna ladys are huge ;).
poor guy

*pats back*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# heheh awww
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# HAS THAT CAT BEEN DOING DOUGS?
Woo - well done Fly
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)