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# Awwww - Poesje Miaow!
*wants a cat*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# Me2
but I live in a shitty flat and find it unfair for a luvly kittycat that they can't play and kill birds outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# Get an old lady cat from a shelter.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I've got one
who is exactly as the Cap'n describes him.

Old lady owner died, we take him from the shelter, he sits on the bbokcase all day and does nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Old lady cats are awesome. Very low expectations.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# unfortunately
mine has a look of permanent fear on it's face.

and he keeps hiding
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:59, archived)
# :S FritzlCat.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:00, archived)
# bwahahahaha...
I wondered where my blue file had gone
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Check your kitchen walls for small kitten sized doors.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# haha
priceless
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Weve got a rescue type
from a cattery once they had so many kittens then no good to them

Its a umm dunno what brand. It had never been outside a cage so had to teach it to run. Even now it runs like a burk. But we love it. Someone has to..

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# I think mine is broken
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# ha ha ha
*cuddles*

ARG - poisonous barbs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# No
it needs recharging with electrickery

/woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# He has Stewie's body!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# That be a Burmese
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# Could be a Tonkanese as well.
But if it's cats with movement problems there's always Charlie:D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJQG6V1MOVY
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:28, archived)
# Aww how sad :-(
very nice you took him :).
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Ears too big for a Burmese
Could be a Havana, which has Oriental bloodlines... nice kitty either way.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 11:49, archived)
# YOU
*pounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *is happily bundled to the floor*
*hugs*
Hello lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# How goes it, my most favouritest gruntfuttock?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# Fresh coffee has been garnered, I've got some Smetana on iTunes,
The yanks won't be around for another 4 hours, all is reasonably well with the world.

Apart from the passing of the wonderful Mr Freud, that is :(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# We all have to pop off at some point. Bless him.
I am tealess. This must be rectified.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# still no coffee?
: (
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# No, I'm good with it again
it's just the coffee here is mingmingming.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *nips round to Apostrophe to get the Cap one of their divine double shot lattes*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Could I have a black latte please?
Yes, yes I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Tricky, but I'll see what they can do.
I'll get you a cake, too. The cakes are fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# \o/ caaaake
Thank you very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:15, archived)
# make mine an americano, guatamalen, blacker than malcolm x at midnight in a cellar
mmmm.... if only I could motivated myself to get up...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# So, no milk, then?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# no milk, whitey, no milk
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:17, archived)
# and we're definitely not up the stick?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I wish.
Nah, no babby for Capn.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# you wish? Seriously?
I may be weird, but I have absolutely no understanding of the human need to reproduce.

I mean, I see children the same way I see any other person - some of them are absolutely lovely, but I wouldn't want some random one placed in my house for the next eighteen years.

Plus, children are selfish and self-obsessed and ungrateful and demanding.

I get enough of that from mr b3th and the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I am the broodiest woman I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)