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# Good enough to be sued.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:11, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:12, archived)
# mini TJ about some really quite impressive, world class laziness.
Bare in mind that this was sent from someone currently residing one floor above.

Dear Staff of riverghostel`s hovewl of a hostel,

is it possible to borrow a hair dryer from the reception?

thank you,
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 8:55, archived)
# Just reply with
Yes, is is possible

or no if it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:00, archived)
# Anything's possible!
...just not that possible.

Or just say it's impossible, that the hairdryer only works with the special electricity in their home or is grafted to his groin somehow.
(Brigadier Arthur Charles, Mrs, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
# You should call the police immediately

It's probably some scheme to con you out of all of your receptionist hair dryers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Unfortunately I only have normal ones
If I had the receptionist ones I'd be off down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# Sounds like a terrorist
inform the authorities immediately
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# "Only if you answer three riddles and then run the gauntlet of pain"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)