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# he's not even a baby - he looks 3 years old there?
They should have called him
INFANT P

Though that sounds like a rapper.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Or a worrying translation on a chinese herbalist's jar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Or a chemical byproduct...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# TODDLER P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# NO
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I HATE the term 'toddler'.

Its like calling old people 'stumblers'
Its just a dumb term that people use to make those crawling diahorrea factories seem cuter.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# It's the politically incorrect name for young children.
Toddler is now "perambulatory-and-age-challenged person"
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# PAACP
i like it
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# what about PAACI
perambulatory-and-age-challenged individual

or is that a bit un-PC?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:20, archived)
# 17 months old
Not really a baby, but young enough to be called one
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:02, archived)
# YOU!
*points*

I got Lady Doom drunk last night and persuaded her to go to Derby in October. :)

EDIT: In retrospect, I think I rather wasted the potential for filth there...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *waggles eyebrows*
you dog you!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# No, no, no
I mean I literally persuaded her to go to Derby in October... I'm afraid that's not a euphamism...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:11, archived)
# oh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Yes. Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:15, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!oneone!
:D :D :D

You did, but I don't care, we all win this way...who knows, maybe you'll get her drunk in October too. Book a nice room just incase ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:07, archived)
# It's on condition that we drive back that night...
She doesn't want to leave babby overnight so has offered to stay sober in order that I may get bladdered...

Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Sounds good :)
And in all seriousness, excellent news sir, I shall have to buy the fine lady a (soft) drink when I get to meet her :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:22, archived)
# She is a noble soul indeed.
Now we need to persuade Trelly to go so there are babby conversations to be had...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# Infler, then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:04, archived)