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# Quck and (quite accurately) dirty
(MattDP (Squiggle), Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:33, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:35, archived)
# MUCH less expensive than paper.
Obviously, due to there being far more badgers than trees.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:36, archived)
# and the arse is the most
abundant part of the badger...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:42, archived)
# *checks on Badgerpedia*
.....is that actually true?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# that's why badger ankles and such
an expensive delicacy
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# sauteed
with tarragon and a knob of butter
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# / ac knob of butter gag
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# gram for gram
they're almost as valuable as tar!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# and if you get hooked
its nobody else's fault
SO DON'T DO IT
freeze! rock!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:58, archived)
# Pffft
"butter"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Oh, you....
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:54, archived)
# Pffft
"tarragon"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# It covers 5.66667 acres of badger, per badger.
that's 600%, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# each badger gives up 300 miles it's own weight
in badger arse if milked just right... of course, it requires and highly skilled person dressed as a maid with heaving bussoms...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# You have experienced a badger arse to compare, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Ah, supplier to the *lower floors* of this building....
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:38, archived)
# *hugs* hello sir
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
# *hugs*
Hello, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Frankly, newted.
/boozy lunch blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:52, archived)
# hahahahah!
still, I doubt it's as bad as the god-awful tracingpaper-like stuff we used to have in primary school....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:40, archived)
# arrrgggh!
teh Izal!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# Izal .....
Oh
My
God!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# who needs to wipe
when you can... redistribute?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Oh......... god.
such utterly painful memories.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# those sharp creases!
*winces*

It's kind of a foretaste of what it's going to be like when you get piles.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)
# Oof...
*eyes water*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Only old people buy Izal
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:50, archived)
# and schools in the 1970s
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:55, archived)
# and 80s.
Oh yes. Even in 1989, they still had that shite in my primary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:56, archived)
# Or the greaseproof paper they give you
in trains, especially ones I have to stay on for 7 hours.

Even though the staff get off for their break at the second stop. Bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Pshaw, badgers?
It's the stuff made from Armadillo feet you need to watch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:44, archived)
# *watches*
Well, that's not very exciting, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Made you look!
/is still five
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# *reins down with furious fire n' ting.....*
/has no idea what you're going on about
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Glad it's not just me :D
How's you lovely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# O_o
what an unpleasant mental image.

'noon Mrs. T

*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Allo bhw
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:46, archived)
#
sssshhhh... I'm lurking...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:48, archived)
# None of that!
*grabs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:49, archived)
# Oh well I suppose it is Friday...
*surfaces*

Things good with The Trellises? Trelles? Trellies? What is the plural of Trellis anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Trelliseseseseseseseses :)
They are very good. I am about to go out foodhunting.
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Oh good
I'm sick of toilet paper manufacturers using fake badger arses
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 14:53, archived)