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# ARSE!!!
(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:54, archived)
# Nicely!
Belated welcomes to b3ta. Pull up a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 10:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nicely done! Did anyone happen to see Britains got talent last night?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:00, archived)
# unfortunately so.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:04, archived)
# Didn't you think that kid at the end was fantastic?
The one who sang Who's Loving You?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
# the top of your head is causing me difficulty. please change it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# *puts on a hat*
Better?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# unfortunately a hat is a cop out.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:24, archived)
# I assume this is the picture you are drawing
for my birthday?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# yeah and in the funniest reference, you have a piece of pumkin hiding your bald nut
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm not bald! I just have less hair than I really need....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:31, archived)
# I have plenty to spare, would you like a wig?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:33, archived)
# Nah, I'm alright.
I'll just put my hat on thank Cap'n Caveman!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:37, archived)
# he lives 5mins from me house
in an area full of chavs and students. Talented little cunt wasn't he?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# O Rly?
Yeah, I thought he was fantastic. I'm so glad that Simon Cowell noticed he was singing the wrong song and wasn't just bad. Just goes to show how important it is to choose the right song :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# so. You live in an area full of chavs and students eh?
Which are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:03, archived)
# I did
I dunno why Amanda Holden started blarting at that saxophonist guy, he must have touched her lady bone
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:10, archived)
# I thought he was really good
But then... that was one of my favourite tunes... AND i like Saxaphone
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:19, archived)
# He was very good,
but I couldn't listen to that much of him.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:21, archived)
# like most other entrants to talent comps, she seems to have talent
rather than merely being it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:02, archived)
# The sad thing is though
she'll be tied up in an awful contract with teh cowell
(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
# You could do a hell of a lot worse
than be mentored by Cowell. Like him or not, he does know what makes succesful pop music!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:07, archived)
#
successful shit
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:13, archived)
# Who is this?
I presume from the replies above that she's been on Britain has no fucking Talent whatsoever,
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:15, archived)
# she can actually sing
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:17, archived)
# Still don't know who is she though
I don't tend to watch this sort of stuff unless it's the really awful people which is always good for a laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:26, archived)
# it's WORLDS GREATEST SINGER SUSAN BOYLE
BLES U SUSN A ANGLE IN HEVEN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:32, archived)
# I wouldn't go that far, but she isn't half bad at it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:34, archived)
# She'll be a fair bet
for number one at Christmas.
(big chief touching cloth, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:36, archived)
# This. Very much this.
She can sing very well, she looks like the back of a bus.

That's about it. Should be the end of the story but apparently its not.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)
# If Simon takes her under his wing
will he suggest that her singing persona should include a paper bag - "Listen love you'll do fine, you'll be the first paper bag wearing singer in the world just like the unknown comedian was to comedy!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Heh. Yes I think that's exactly what will happen.
Or a Phantom Of The Opera style mask.

Watching her on youtube is fine. It is a nice moment in a type of show I hate. I wish her all the best, but I don't want to listen to her. Or hear about her anymore.

And also apparently it is more acceptable to watch this kind of horrible tv after her appearance. Ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i don't watch this sort of stuff either
but i looked her up on youtube and it was really quite nice to watch
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:51, archived)
# That is simply superb
just shows how wrong preconceptions can be. She is so talented.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahahaha
bless her comedy face
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:23, archived)
# hahahahaha!
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Sun 19 Apr 2009, 11:35, archived)