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# *comes on its tits*

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# mmm...spunk and blood
my favourite early morning combo

nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# That, and toast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Oh, goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# let's not forget
Smegma (NSFW Image)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# No, let's just forget about smegma

I'm not clicking that. Especially before breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# it's the wikipedia article for it.
however it features an image of a cock.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I'm not surprised in the least by all this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# OI.
Hello young sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Morgen Jungfrau Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Smegma
let us never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# blood, natures own lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# A few tears really adds a certain zing to the mix
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# nings Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# ninlges stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Wotcher, mush
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ningles Cap'n
I just seen someone who looks just like you.
But it wasn't you.

That's not a very good story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It wasn't me, if I was in London
you'd have seen me with JPG as I'd have dragged him out of work to squire me about. It's not a trip to London without some JPG squiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm sure he needs LOADS of persuading
to be dragged out of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If not, I'd just sit on his desk skriking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hehehe
I'm also making a note of the word 'squiring'. I like it. I want to use it more in conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# It's a good word
for referring to gentlemanly exploits, of which our honorable friend is most certainly familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# more nings tos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# morning gameboyhater!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# morning inferiorhandheldfanboy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Relic from another attic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ningles!
My word everyone is very polite this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)