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# kill yourself before The Fear gets you!
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:47, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:58, archived)
# Ok then
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 7:59, archived)
# *comes on its tits*

morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:09, archived)
# mmm...spunk and blood
my favourite early morning combo

nings!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:15, archived)
# That, and toast
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:17, archived)
# Oh, goes without saying
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:20, archived)
# let's not forget
Smegma (NSFW Image)
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:22, archived)
# No, let's just forget about smegma

I'm not clicking that. Especially before breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# it's the wikipedia article for it.
however it features an image of a cock.
(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:37, archived)
# I'm not surprised in the least by all this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:45, archived)
# OI.
Hello young sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# Morgen Jungfrau Wow
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Smegma
let us never forget
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:49, archived)
# blood, natures own lubricant.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:21, archived)
# A few tears really adds a certain zing to the mix
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# nings Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:27, archived)
# ninlges stevie!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:33, archived)
# Wotcher, mush
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:48, archived)
# ningles Cap'n
I just seen someone who looks just like you.
But it wasn't you.

That's not a very good story
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:53, archived)
# It wasn't me, if I was in London
you'd have seen me with JPG as I'd have dragged him out of work to squire me about. It's not a trip to London without some JPG squiring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# I'm sure he needs LOADS of persuading
to be dragged out of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# If not, I'd just sit on his desk skriking.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# hehehe
I'm also making a note of the word 'squiring'. I like it. I want to use it more in conversation
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# It's a good word
for referring to gentlemanly exploits, of which our honorable friend is most certainly familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
# nings medi!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:26, archived)
# more nings tos
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:28, archived)
# morning gameboyhater!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:30, archived)
# morning inferiorhandheldfanboy
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# Relic from another attic
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# hello mr mediocre
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Ningles!
My word everyone is very polite this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:01, archived)
# Argh the fear! THE FEAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:23, archived)
# well this is a lovely post to see first thing...
'nings everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:25, archived)
# ning steve
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:40, archived)
# Nings MN!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# Hurray for Freebase Gore!

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:29, archived)
# Ok! ....but can you finish the job!
(MP3J part2, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:31, archived)
# What the deuce?!
'Ning b3ta. Hope you've all got your smashing pance on today?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:34, archived)
# Actually, yes
I am wearing smashing pance

BUT ARE YOU WEARING A SMASHING BLOUSE?

morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:35, archived)
# awww dammit, I'm wearing my shatter-proof pance today.... Do I have time to go home and change?
nings BHW!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:36, archived)
# my pance don't smash
THEY OBLITERATE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:38, archived)
# Those are some quality pance you've got there :)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# they really are fantastic pance
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:44, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# Do they have Glitters ?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:41, archived)
# No, a bit dashing...but not smasing
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:39, archived)
# It's a fake friday for me
so I have my happy danse pance on!

Long weekend here we come!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:54, archived)
# Ooh you swine!
;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
# I still have last nights pance on
as I haven't showered the grime away yet

They are however on inside my trousers!

I don't need no superhero to tell me how to put my pance on
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Yesterday's pants and no shower...
You dawg you!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
# My pance aren't smashing and they don't match my bra
today is not a good day to get hit by a bus
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Not many good days for that tbh...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# True
but if it's going to happen I want to be wearing my purple party pance and matching bra
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
# hehehehe!
good dragon slaying 'ning the /board
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
# Goooooood morning, governor.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
# good morning sweety
and the equally sweet medicore
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Haha, that's lovely
morning
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
# AAARGGGGHH THE FEAR THE FEAR THEFEAR
ETCPPANDSOONYOUKNOWTHEDRILL
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *another sacrifice to the gods of Adblock*
Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:07, archived)
# *good morning high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Apr 2009, 9:23, archived)