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# running is no good for you
Walking, cycling and swimming is far better for you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
# There are much more fun forms of exercise
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Better in what way?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# No high speed spinal compression
Or at least that's how I understand it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Yes
Running also does a lot of damage to your knees
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# One of many many reasons I don't do it
Damaged my knee years ago, it barely copes with standing these days
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Fair enough.
I've never really got into it myself. I always think I look like an arse when I run.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:42, archived)
# pfft, what do you mean when you run?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Well, obviously I have a head start already.
The hair flailing all over the place doesn't help matters.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Don't chop it off.
If you ever feel like you might, don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# My girlfriend won't let me apparently.
And it doesn't seem to be a problem despite working in a hospital, so I'll probably keep it for a while.
Until I start looking like a middle aged man trying desperately to cling onto his youth. Or go grey/bald.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Noooooo if it goes grey let it stay
you'll look proper lovely.

Good on your girlfriend, all chaps should have long lustrous hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# I'm more worried about the receding hairline.
The skullet isn't a look I'm comfortable with. I think only Devin Townsend can manage it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# That's an interesting definition of manage....
Are you? From the pictures in your profile it'd appear not, but it's hard to tell without a photophotophoto.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Oh, it all looks fine at the moment, the hair hides it nicely.
Under that, it's definitely retreating
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# *worries*
BYE PORSCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# I went swimming once when my hair was long..
I almost drowned when I started doing front crawl and turned my head to breath and instead got a mouthful of wet hair.

bad times. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# This is a serious problem.
I stick to breast stroke now, and not just for euphemistic purposes.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:51, archived)
# 15 bonus points for that one, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# I was just thinking 'how weird, that's not happened to me'
conveniently forgetting that my version of swimming is thrashing around like I'm being electrocuted for half an hour, only to open my eyes and realise I've gone about four metres.

\o/ talent, that's called. You'd be hard pushed to find a shittier swimmer than me who hasn't drowned.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# What about sprinting?
That would surely do less due to the fact you're not plodding along smacking your weight down with everystep. Plus you run on your toes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# don't try them all at once
you'll get your bike wet.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:39, archived)
# Must ... resist....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Nah, go on, you know
you want to...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:41, archived)
#



I can get my bike wet just by cycling without underwear
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Tenalady?
*ducks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
No, as I understand it the section did wonders for maintaining control on that thank you.....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I didn't know you'd had one!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# Yeah, they thought it might be best after 70 hours of labour
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Jaheesus.
I want to give you a cuddle now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Cuddles ALWAYS welcome
It wasn't half as bad as I thought though
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:49, archived)
# A friend of mine had to have something similar following about 60 hours
This doesn't bode well for me, maybe our generation is doomed to have ridiculously long labours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:50, archived)
# Nah, friend of mine dropped in 3
I don't speak to her any more....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# First one? That's a bit bloody quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah
Bitch
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# You can tell her I hate her too
and I haven't even got any yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Hee hee :)
The problem I had was with the brother in law saying THEY'D had a hard time with the birth: all twenty MINUTES of it....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:00, archived)
# Oh fuck off.
....would be what I would have said.

ANYWAY

I'm bye bye now, so lovely to talk, see you soon x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Okie doke Mon Capitane
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 18:05, archived)
# 0_0
Bad Trelly!

*is shocked*

*but not very shocked*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:46, archived)
# *giggles*
My brain shouldn't be allowed
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:47, archived)
#
www.omniplan.hu/20080816-22-Holland/L5/IMG_1739-Canal-bike.jpg

/edit: oooh, Utrecht!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:44, archived)
# How on EARTH can you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I think I recognise the canal walls with the windows in them
but I might be wrong, mind

Utrecht is the only city with canals that have 'werfkelders', a place that's now used to eat and drink, mostly: photos.igougo.com/images/p145256-Utrecht-Oude_Gracht.jpg

Anyway, it's time to make some well deserved foods
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:52, archived)
# FOODS
I need some of them. Fling some at England when you're done, ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I shall

later!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Bye bye Mr Ocre.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# That's so lovely in the summer...
*clicks fingers*
Another Palm over here, mijneer!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:54, archived)
# mine-ear?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:55, archived)
# Oh, I'm bowing to Mr Cre on matters pronunciation-related, lovely.
But, yes....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# \o/
I can speak Dutches!

*snuggle* I'm off, have a good weekend! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:59, archived)
# Grimbergen dubbel
or City castle Oudaen's home brew, while we're in Utrecht ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Grimbergen is wonderful, but
it rather knocks your trousers (or mine) off after a couple.

Edit: I don't know that other one, I shall investigate next time I'm over.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 17:58, archived)