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# The ITV news is the Daily Mail in 3D
It's a pure work of horror.

The evening news is the worst. I believe one b3tan summed it up perfectly when he described it as the 'fear news'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# I hate thier OTT 3d look
Its brass eye/ day today personified.

Gimme the warm, genuine duo of suzanne virdee and nick owen any day.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# west midlandser then?
nick owen has sardonic eyebrows.

Watch them.. they never stop moving.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# i think i will
i have never noticed - im usually looking at Virdee's fudging lully eyes and hair

Fittest newsreader evar innit

Im sure nick owen wouldnt be as bad as that bloke off ITV news with the GIANT eyebrows, that are always in a smug/ worried shape - even during the comic relief stories.

TRUFAX - Nick owen did a speech and stopped for drinks when the place i used to work at opened its doors. Kay alexander was there too! No virdee tho :-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# haha
tis true - I watched ITN last night for the first time in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I wonder if they also broadcast in surround sound?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# I think it's sensurround
the sound system they designed for the movie Earthquake
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Yeah, this also gets on my nerves
Why the fuck is ITV about 10 times louder than all the other channels?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:59, archived)
# The advertisements usually are - i've found
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:00, archived)
# It seems to be for all the programmes at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# All the news channels have their own quirks
BBC: Leftist arsekissers
ITV: Fear mongerers
CH4: Everyone else is racist
CH5: Tits and fluff


Anyone else miss the days of Jasmine Lowson on the Big Breakfast?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Jasmine Lowson... MMMMMMMMMMMM......................
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:01, archived)
# oh, man she was GORGEOUS!
Now she does rubbish celeb news things on bbc15 or something

I used to piss myself laughing at Tommy Vance's voicover work on that dumb and dumberer clips show that she co-presented.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:02, archived)
# There are times when a google search for a name proves worthwhile
this is one of those times
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# Good call!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# Goodness!
That's a rather fetching young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Teh Fear news?
I'd actually watch it if it was that.

I find it irritatingly mawkish.
"FAMILY STABBED TO DEATH WHILE THEIR BABY WATCHES AND CRIES, OH GOD WHAT A WORLD I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 28 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)