Yesterday and this morning I got two mails from a regional. risk manager of our corp The following methods can reduce your chances of contracting swine flu:
• Avoid close contact with people who are ill with flu-like illnesses (fevers, cough, muscle/joint aches and pains).
• If you begin to experience these symptoms remain home and do not go into work or any crowded environment. Consult with your doctor and remain at home for at least 48 hours after you are feeling better.
• Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, ideally with a tissue.
• Wash your hands frequently with soap and warm water; or you can use alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth as much as possible.
• If you are based out of an impacted location (e.g., Mexico City)
o 1. Work remotely
o 2. Limit group meetings
o 3. Minimize visitors to the facility
What a bunch of wankers...if there are no zombies, then there is no panic at my side.
(• Avoid close contact with people who are ill with flu-like illnesses (fevers, cough, muscle/joint aches and pains).
• If you begin to experience these symptoms remain home and do not go into work or any crowded environment. Consult with your doctor and remain at home for at least 48 hours after you are feeling better.
• Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, ideally with a tissue.
• Wash your hands frequently with soap and warm water; or you can use alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth as much as possible.
• If you are based out of an impacted location (e.g., Mexico City)
o 1. Work remotely
o 2. Limit group meetings
o 3. Minimize visitors to the facility
What a bunch of wankers...if there are no zombies, then there is no panic at my side.
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:02,
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A regional risk manager??Do they assess risky regions?
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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If I eat something spicey I have a very risky region...but yes we do have one apparently, cause he's spamming me with messages of fear and I can't unsubscribe
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:05,
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Send him/her messages of hope and joy back The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:08,
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Considering the following items may alleviate stress in times of despair- raindrops on roses
- whiskers on kittens
- oral gratification
- butterflies
- flying a kite
- you will never be 13 again
- the joke about the bees
- rainbows
- brown paper packages tied up with string
- steam engines
- finger painting
- chocolate
(- whiskers on kittens
- oral gratification
- butterflies
- flying a kite
- you will never be 13 again
- the joke about the bees
- rainbows
- brown paper packages tied up with string
- steam engines
- finger painting
- chocolate
spacefish bong!,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:13,
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I'm ready for zombies if they do come...although I'm about to move to a new part of the country so I'll have to quickly detail a new survival plan...
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Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03,
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I hope you chose your location based on the principles of the Zombie Survival Guide
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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I'm moving to the North East of England... *gulps*
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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I live in the middle east of EnglandSo there are plenty of places to escape to in the peaks :)
Edit: that sounded like a racial slur based on the number of asians in the area and was completely unintentional
(Edit: that sounded like a racial slur based on the number of asians in the area and was completely unintentional
Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:10,
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I have my eye on Bamburgh Castleor Holy Island...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12,
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Silly Prof, Holy Island is only cut off from the mainland for 6 - 8 hours a dayAnd I have dibs on bamburgh Castle..You can have either Alnwick or Warkworth
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14,
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I was thinking that the causewaywould make it easy to get backwards and forwards to B&Q in Tweedmouth and pick things up...
( Prof UnderCover evitable,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20,
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Mexican zombies would be easy to deal withJust venture out between 1 and 3 pm when they are all having a siesta.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04,
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hahaha true fact you lacist
( Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06,
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