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# How do you flu?


EDIT: VOTE OR DIE
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410854
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# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:56, archived)
# pig is a bird flu
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# h
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:19, archived)
# i
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Yesterday and this morning I got two mails from a regional. risk manager of our corp
The following methods can reduce your chances of contracting swine flu:
• Avoid close contact with people who are ill with flu-like illnesses (fevers, cough, muscle/joint aches and pains).
• If you begin to experience these symptoms remain home and do not go into work or any crowded environment. Consult with your doctor and remain at home for at least 48 hours after you are feeling better.
• Cover your mouth and nose when coughing or sneezing, ideally with a tissue.
• Wash your hands frequently with soap and warm water; or you can use alcohol-based hand sanitizers.
• Avoid touching your eyes, nose or mouth as much as possible.
• If you are based out of an impacted location (e.g., Mexico City)
o 1. Work remotely
o 2. Limit group meetings
o 3. Minimize visitors to the facility



What a bunch of wankers...if there are no zombies, then there is no panic at my side.
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:02, archived)
# A regional risk manager??
Do they assess risky regions?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# If I eat something spicey I have a very risky region
...but yes we do have one apparently, cause he's spamming me with messages of fear and I can't unsubscribe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Send him/her messages of hope and joy back
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Considering the following items may alleviate stress in times of despair
- raindrops on roses
- whiskers on kittens
- oral gratification
- butterflies
- flying a kite
- you will never be 13 again
- the joke about the bees
- rainbows
- brown paper packages tied up with string
- steam engines
- finger painting
- chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm ready for zombies if they do come...
although I'm about to move to a new part of the country so I'll have to quickly detail a new survival plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I hope you chose your location based on the principles of the Zombie Survival Guide
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# I'm moving to the North East of England
... *gulps*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# I live in the middle east of England
So there are plenty of places to escape to in the peaks :)

Edit: that sounded like a racial slur based on the number of asians in the area and was completely unintentional
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I have my eye on Bamburgh Castle
or Holy Island...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# Silly Prof, Holy Island is only cut off from the mainland for 6 - 8 hours a day
And I have dibs on bamburgh Castle..You can have either Alnwick or Warkworth
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I was thinking that the causeway
would make it easy to get backwards and forwards to B&Q in Tweedmouth and pick things up...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# Mexican zombies would be easy to deal with
Just venture out between 1 and 3 pm when they are all having a siesta.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha true fact
you lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:06, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)
# pigsnot
mmmm
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
# bloody artsy fartsy chefs!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
# poor pigs :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 9:58, archived)
# i do hope the next compo isnt something to do with pigs and viruses.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:01, archived)
# hopefully not
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:12, archived)
# VOTE!
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post410854
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:14, archived)
# I flu like the boogaloo
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
# also
found image
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:10, archived)
# TAKE THE MEDS!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 10:22, archived)