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# I have a track ball and paint
and no talent...

I like this though.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:35, archived)
# You're right it's not the taking part that counts
..it's the winning.

You should see me at Monopoly.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:36, archived)
# If you want to get to know someone
Play them at Monopoly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# naked
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# what completely?
Them or you? Or waahey EVERYONE!!!
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# naked monopoly
followed by naked oiled Twister
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# (lesbians only)
+ me
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# lesbians can be identified from the noise they make:
"... oh you've turned me... and my friends..."

that'll be that other "joke" I know
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I've just got a laptop, and am sorting out the wireless internet connection ...
Our suburban garden is shared ...

What could possibly go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:49, archived)
# covered in oil and feathers
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# you dirty thing
you ready my mind
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:41, archived)
# I have no intention to win anything
it's just labouring hard in paint with a trackball to produce something so terribly poor it hurts to look at it isn't fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Never did me no harm.
*tries to look unharmed*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# I have tennis elbow and a headache
but I like it too
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:38, archived)
# Take it your frustration on someone smaller, uglier
And less well-off than you.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# also importantly...
they should be rubbish at fighting.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# When one is carrying a scalpel
Everyone is rubbish at fighting.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# scalpel...
sigh.. I miss proper old cut and paste... and spray mount and red tape.. and transparencies...

and letraset

sigh..............
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:45, archived)
# I'm on about fighting.
What are YOU on about?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# Arts!!!!
I am on about the Arts!!!

Now hush or I shall cut your face off and wear it as a nappy.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ah-ha!
We are clearly kindred spirits.

For one moment there I thought you were talking like a poofter.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:51, archived)
# I am however going
Camping

this weekend.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:13, archived)
# I only have one breast
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I have three knees
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:39, archived)
# I'm wearing my father in law's socks
... and nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# I've never seen the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# i have two brains...
...i keep one in my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I don't like Mondays
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:55, archived)
# (tell me why)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:58, archived)
# i don't like mondays...
...(either)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I DON'T LIKE MONDAAAAYS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# i wanna shoot...ooo...ooo...ooo... the whole day down...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha!
*clix*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:16, archived)
# arf
two dead geldofs are better than one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)
# there's never anything good on the telly
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:07, archived)
# ..I have to ask why.
Why?
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# I have tinfoil, salt and an erection.
I'm not quite sure what to do with myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:40, archived)
# make a funnel with the tin foil
funnel the salt into your erection

... it is rock salt isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:42, archived)
# Sea salt...
*winces*

too late....
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:44, archived)
# now empty a bottle of coke in
and watch the explosion
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:46, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHGHHGGHGHGHGHGHGH OH GO OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST NOOOO IT BURNS!!!! IT FUCKING BURNS!!!!!!
Mmm... refreshing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:47, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
MY BALLS! MY SWEET FUCKING BALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I did a drawing of Big Boss in paint from memory
but it was so appalling I headbutted the screen until Paint closed down.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 29 Apr 2009, 15:43, archived)