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# On the off chance that SwineFlu is a zombie outbreak coverup, I think we should shoot the infected in the head.
Just to be safe.
Coincidently, that fits nicely with my latest Movie Vector. What are the chances, eh?


CFB (B=Blog)
Wow, this is my spammiest blogspam yet!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:56, archived)
# Quimbles, I want a zombie happening.
I've had lots of dream practice, and so long as I can get to some guns, I think I'll manage spiffingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:58, archived)
# Crowbar is better
Doesn't need reloading.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I want to sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe
*loves a bit of sniping, ooh she does*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# Attach a hunting scope to a crowbar
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# if it's anything like my zombie dreams it'll be fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Baggsie becoming one first!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# I think this is the right policy until just before I catch it.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 8:59, archived)
# Yes. Remove the head or destroy the brain. It's the only way to be sure.
woo. I feel really stupid coz I went out and got some Echinacea even though I don't really think anything's going to happen. I suppose I must in some way as I went out and bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:00, archived)
# As long as they don't shut everything down until the middle of next week I won't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:02, archived)
# Provided the XBox Live servers stay up,
they can do what they like.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# There's 13 confirmed deaths so far,
compared to the hundreds of thousands every year from normal flu
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:03, archived)
# ^ this
it's like watching a bunch of toddlers when there's a spider in the room.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:04, archived)
# Ineresting thing is there was a flu outbreak after the Second World War
that pretty much wiped out a huge percent of South East mainland Europe. One of the only people not to be effected were the poeple is spain working in the cinnimon factories. As they were working with it all day it was getting through the skin and had an active effect of fighting off the flu.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# I think you mean first world war
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# What's a world war between friends?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:09, archived)
# A way to subdue the masses
/NWO conspiracy blog
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:12, archived)
# Naaaa
It was started by the film industry to give them plot lines for decades to come.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah but think about what I do for a living.
I'm in the front line.

*frontlines like a ninja with new socks on*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:05, archived)
# I work in a hospital.
Although that does have the added bonus that I might be near the front of the queue when a vaccination comes out.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:07, archived)
# Yeah but they'll come here before they come to you:P
I used to work for the NHS but got better:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:08, archived)
# there had better be zombies, or I'll be mighty disappointed...
and here's hoping for some G-Virus beasties too


that is some top vectorage! *click!*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:01, archived)
# I have taken to going round with a bikini clad bimbo
In the event of zombie attack it is a well documented fact that she'll get it first allowing me to escape with the fringe benefit of me wandering round with a bikini clad bimbo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Ooooh
I just finished watching that new animated Resi E film last night. was very good
/needs more zombies
(The Ear-Trumpet Addicting is NOT a word., Fri 1 May 2009, 11:21, archived)
# nice!
I'm watching "Cannibal Apocalypse" this weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Fri 1 May 2009, 9:14, archived)
# Worth it for the shotgun blast shot
And John saxon is always a sign of a quality movie
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 1 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
# Alone in the dark FTW! (original one)
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Fri 1 May 2009, 9:40, archived)