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# Is it entitled
'This is what you did to me'?

Lovely work, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:35, archived)
# stop pissing on me
I'm not Dutch!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# We can piss on the dutch?
Oh Mediocre..... *goes off to find him*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# No you feckin can't!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# :-( not even if I was really ill?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Well, I'd really rather you didn't...
am I misunderstanding something here?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# If I'm really ill and dying, and I lose bladder control and you're carrying me
and you go 'ewwww' and put me down, I'll be really upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# No, of course I wouldn't!!!.
Don't be a nana.

I thought this might relate to some bizarre practice I have little knowledge of, that's all.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I don't wee on people for fun, if that's what you mean.
Nu-uh. Not my bag, baby.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# just tie them up and beat them with big leather straps
....

I might need to go for a lie down now.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# I say!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# Beating them would mean paying attention.
Keep them in the cupboard and take them out when you need their services.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I wish I had a top sexy bloke in my cupboard for such emergencies
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# I bet k3b/-\b would be up for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# You paid attention to the wish, right?
b3th- some of those polish immigrants are quite swarthy and lush, get one of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# evens money at William Hill
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# yes, and with my decreasing gut and boob size
my honed intellect and sweet nature I am getting close to satisfying the other criteria.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Moving right along...
I'd make a very good nurse.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# I think you would too, you're very caring.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# *mwah*
You're a lovely pickle, do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D I try
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# But I am!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# Now, you see...
I did not know that.

I just have some strange 'information' about Dutch taste in certain 'practices'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# Ah, I see.
I suspect it's not a specifically Dutch thing....

probably got it from the Germans anyway

/standard excuse for everything negative....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# I tell you who I used to hate when I lived in Germany
that big fat Dutch bloke who used to do talent shows and things. He may have been called Harold.

Oh, and the silly bint who did the mini pops singing show thing.

However, despite an alarming intolerance for dairy, I have been known to suffer extreme pain for the sake of a nice Maasdam sammich.

EDIT: The Dutch bint was Marijke Amado and the show was Mini Playback Show.

*traumatic flashbacks*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# My guilty fast food treat is
Pre-Sliced Spijkerkaas, which is maninly rubbish generic cheese, but with Caraway seed in it.

Makes great sandwiches.

The TV I try not to think about, it's so desperately bad. Don't forget John De Mol* is to blame for Big Brother.

Edit: The guy who set up Endemol Productions....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# To be fair
Big Brother was a pretty good idea, in an interesting, psychological experiment type of way.

It just didn't merit a second series series. Or the major hype it has engendered. Or Jade Goody, my she rest in peace, God's little angel.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Note to self: Holland is a top pickup spot
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# Thanks for the top tip
what?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# Where?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 1 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# Well, you said Holland,
So I'm guessing there, yes?

Edit: OK, maybe you didn't then.....

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 1 May 2009, 12:44, archived)