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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:16, archived)
# LOL STARWARS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# *growls*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# it's an automated reaction :)
I like the growl, do it more often :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:18, archived)
# Trek, even scripted like this
is about a bazillion times better that Star Bores.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You see, that's where you are wrong again!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Like fuck am I
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# Only cos your a woman!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# WHAT a woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I think you meant....What? A woman???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# OOOOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# tee hee.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# What, a woman?
PUNCTUATION'D!

iloveyou
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# you should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# We all do.



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# A few don't.
That's alright, they're shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# I'm right at the top of the lovelist.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I don't love you
But that's because I have a heart made of Osmium or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Mean.
Mean and cruel and obviously broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Yes
I shouldn't have made a bargain with that fire daemon, or was that Howl?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Yes I'm sure that was Howl
Ok then, I love you. But my heart is still made of Osmium.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# What do you mean 'even like this'?
you mean 'improved' right?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# speaking as someone safe from your wrath
I'll go with....different.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# why I oughta.....
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# *impervious*
I could clamber all over you and you wouldn't be able to smack me.

In fact, this sounds like quite the game.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'll fetch the lube
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'll fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# It's a test. We'll do twister afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# you realise that if this was a starwars image
I'd say "LOL, STARTREK"

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# :D
Dr Ballcrusher. Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# May I TJ please?
a mixture of your good naturedness and my scripts seem to have forced a nice London girl into the final three running for the face of Australia.

Please take the time to vote for Bess again (assuming that they do not do a 'final two' I promise not to ask again).

www.theunderwaterchannel.tv/face-of-australia/bess-manley
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# it doesn't like IE v6.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# *tests*
Yes it does.

It just hates you!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# It just told me to upgrade to v7.
Me and my v6 are lovely and if it doesn't like us then it's it's loss.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# bollocks to that you luddite.
upgrade to IE8 and then use Firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:28, archived)
# This is my WORK COMPUTER
I have no say about what's installed on it, and I can't install anything myself because I'm not a bloody administrator.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:29, archived)
# This smacks of fail.
My advice to you is to do better! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Hire me then
I can administrate you and all your other outsidey chaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# What do you do
and how much do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# operations management, client relations and being awesome
lots, preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I usually get the youngest labourer
to multi-task and make the tea when his broom is in its station ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# no brooms anywhere near my station thank you
I can carry quite a lot though. More than I weigh. That's good, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# do you send them on quests for long stands? and round tuits?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:37, archived)
# tin of striped paint Billy and be quick about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, archived)
# Serious moment:
Tell them that your browser is too old and needs updating because M$ no longer support it and thus it is open to viral assault.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Will do, thank you Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:32, archived)
# tech support don't like ever being told things by people who aren't tech support
or maybe they aren't allowed

maybe some manager dude who knows better than everyone else has said NO!

or maybe it takes 14 lb's of paperwork in triplicate to upgrade.

or maybe nobody really cares and we're all doomed anyway :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:33, archived)
# Why would they care about me and my computer?
We've got an office to build in India, you know. *rolls eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# exactly
tho wages in india are increasing :)

guess they'll have to ride the wave to another country
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# China is the new India
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# so was mexico
until the drug war and pignot situation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:46, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:19, archived)
# Don't worry earth, much like Doctor Who they can cure anything with largely inconsistant and nonsensical words.
N.B. The red shirt thing was only in the original series to my memory when yellow was command and red was...engineering or whatever it was.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# security.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:21, archived)
# I know. I'm a proper geek
but it would be remiss of me not to mention red shirt guy in a star trek parody. Even if it inflames the purists ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# Marvellous Sah.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 1 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# This has cheered me up no end :)
/reason? One of our hamsters has just died :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:22, archived)
# oh no!
rodent failure. Commiserations.


My FTP is still borked too. I'm going to have to call in a Linux specialist. I'm loading a gun first though.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# hehe, I left it a couple of days as I saw you were switching bits over
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Had a complete Ubuntu failure.
Had to lose around 200GB of stuff. Got an extra 500GB drive now that won't respond and the FTP server times out at the list command 9 times out of 10. I'll have it sorted weekend and for those who had an account you might want to PM me a reminder as all got deleted.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# bugger!
/consider this a pm :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Oh noooooo
I'm sorry chap.

I think my hamster nephew's not long for this world.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:24, archived)
# Gandalf:

/only Shadowfax left now
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# Oh, Archie.
*hug* not that it helps, but I'm sorry. What a cutiekins.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# *clicks*
*reads again*
Fab!
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Fri 1 May 2009, 14:47, archived)